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3.5 stars [1 Vote, 3.5 Stars]
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Guardian of Alertness
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conquistador

46 Tracks Reviewed
643 Comments Posted
Yays: 3  Boos: 1
Critic Score 2/10
Joined: 7/14/2006
Band: Conquistador

Average Rating: 4 stars

35 MC's
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
haha the italian eminem part is great. I like this beat, and all the rappers are really good. the impressions are hilarious.
Nonchalant
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
this is #@&%!in righteous. The weird noises remind me of Icefall by Nobakazu Takemura, which I think you'd probably enjoy
This great unknown
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
really well played, and great voices. sounds great
Apocalypse Bop
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
pretty nicely put together, inventive and pretty interesting, if you are into this type of thing. maybe at times theres a little too much going on at once. the middle half is better than the first and last quarters.
Underwater (album ver)
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
you almost lost me with "furgle the fallacy", but im glad i made it to the line "shooting bolts of erudite lightning from your id to others via the essential funk organs, curing epidemics of ennui through the conjury of song". It sounds like a Deltron line or something. but if thats your bio, you better be freaking awesome, and this song, for me, doesnt quite stand up to the hype.
Showdown (Shogun Roller Rink)
conquistador [3/12/2010 4:08:33 AM EST]
Score: +0
not working too well for me. sounds like you are in two different keys or something. dont like the drums much. sorry just not my cup of tea
conquistador [3/12/2010 4:08:25 AM EST]
Score: +0
not working too well for me. sounds like you are in two different keys or something. dont like the drums much. sorry just not my cup of tea
All That Is Left
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
i so despise this type of music that i must abstain from voting
terri
conquistador [3/7/2010 2:56:23 PM EST]
Score: +0
this sounds like its being played on a record player that is running out of batteries. i cant make out much of the words. i would cut everything before you start singing. pleasant enough, but to paraphrase Gertrude Stein, there isn't enough "there" there.
Waiting Up For You
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
is this poolhouse on vocals? very cool backing track. understated but dynamic. not a whole lot of insight, but i enjoyed my listen.
Uncertainly I Smile (rough 2004 version)
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
you make very unlikely vocal arrangements weirdly work on top of your soundscapes. one thing i find i keep noticing on your stuff is the drums. its like i always hear too little drums. i understand you probably dont want to have bombastic skullcrunching drums but... i dunno. this is definitely an ejjoyable tune. as earlier stated, great arrangement.
Shining Gold
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
good acoustic sound. actually all around good recording. nice job by the singer. the violin is really cool. song itself probably wont leave much of a lasting impression, but it was well executed
If I Can (Left)
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
yeah, the solo that comes in right at the start should prob not be in there. Its too early for the wankery, and the song needs some time to establish itself before the rocking out goes full blast. otherwise this sounds like a perfectly decent song of a genre i have to admit not enjoying in the least. no vote.
Threw it all away
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
nathan, (can i call you nathan?) i'd like for you to do me a favor and get a good tuner, and change your strings as often as financially feasible. you sound like the weirdly talented hobo songwriter with a homemade guitar and meth teeth churning out short, mumbly, slightly off kilter folk-rock on a train somewhere in the great plains. And i mean that in the best way possible.
Smooth Operator
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
i think the atmospheric sounds are really great, and i like whichever singer this is. nice job of staying on point by the bassist. its maybe a mite long, if i had a constructive criticism. and the drums in the mix are pretty buried. yeah, i think this is pretty cool. feature.