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Whisper Scream (take 3)
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therockergib

108 Tracks Reviewed
216 Comments Posted
Yays: 0  Boos: 1
Critic Score 1/10
Joined: 7/6/2006

Average Rating: 2 stars

Que Viva La Raza
therockergib [7/23/2006 5:32:40 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
Overstretching.

Sounds like bad Primus. And Primus is already pretty down there.

Heinous, heinous, heinous, I had to stop listening when that solos came in.
Someone New
therockergib [7/23/2006 5:29:09 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
The guitar riffs aren't bad, pretty cool and proggish. All the intruments are well done. Solo starts great but then borders on the annoying. Extend the bridge a little, sounds as if you're trying a bit to hard to be commercial.

Singer sounds 12. Weak. Unconfident. Lyrics fit the age of the singer.
You Got What You Want
therockergib [7/23/2006 5:18:58 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
I agree dusty, this song does make me want to break #@&%!. Mostly my speakers.

I guess I didn't get what I wanted, sorry brah.
goodnight
therockergib [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
Speed this up and send it to every gay dance club/disco on the planet. You'll be rolling in cash and sweaty man juice in no time.
Bass Para Tres
therockergib [7/22/2006 9:43:49 PM EST]
Score: +0
Also I should mention....I'm not a songwriter, I'm a composer. Everything I post is a composition, not a song.
GrandMother Clock
therockergib [7/22/2006 9:39:46 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
Please lose that click, it's terrible.

This is actually great...instrumentally...great mandolin work, I like the chord progressions, everyone is playing very well together, a bit sloppy maybe, but actually listening and putting out a deep, coherent sound. Almost baroque.

I could definitely do without the vocals, their nice, but...ehhh...can't put my finger on it. Takes away from the track. I would dig an expanded instrumental version of this song....without that click. Oh God here it comes again.......
Goodnight My Pumpkin Pie
therockergib [7/22/2006 9:32:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2.5 stars
A bit predictable.....not bad...not great
She'll Come Crawling
therockergib [7/22/2006 9:29:03 PM EST]
Score: +0
I wasn't trying to be comedic unclesham, everything I say is to be taken completely serious.
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:55:10 PM EST]
Score: +0
Didgeridoo is the best part? So basically you're implying this is the worst song ever, since the didgeridoo is the worst instrument ever created.
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:35:15 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1 star
Didgeridoo = Didgeridon't

Are the two guitars even playing the same song?

The bass, surprisingly, is fantastic, crank it up, it's the only good thing going on here.

This song completely sucks, and no, I won't expound upon that, if you don't know, you never will.
So Beautiful
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:50:36 PM EST]
Score: +0
His rhyme scheme is interesting, but the tone of his voice is weak and uninteresting.

Beat is alright I guess, a bit contrived. I'd like to hear this positive rap on top of a gansta rap beat. NOW THAT would be great.
Humanize
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:47:16 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
The vocals remind of Floyd's Us and Them.

There really just isn't any substance here.

Great acoustic guitar tone though.
Ghostly
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:43:18 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2.5 stars
It starts psych rock, then hits very lame pop. There are some hidden gems in here, like the delayed guitar hidden in the verse.

I think the vocals are overstretching in the chorus.

Wow, that bridge is amazing! Why the hell did you stop that part and go back into the lame chorus?

4 STARS for everything up until the first verse + the hidden gems + the bridge + kudos for recording live.

The verse, chorus, and the ending are all 0 star quality.
Brush Away the Ashes
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:36:29 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
Lose the vocals, keep the harmonica.
The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
therockergib [7/21/2006 10:30:23 PM EST]
Score: +0
Haha and the evaluators labled MY tunes "Noodleroni", this is Noodlerama.