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2/8/2015 CliveAnders 5813 CliveAnders
4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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firth5a: Was there a Hammond organ in there? Really liked the solo, but the song seems to be missing somethin...
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4 Tracks Reviewed
34 Comments Posted
Yays: 0  Boos: 0
Critic Score 1/10
Joined: 9/12/2006

Average Rating: 3 stars

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ELMeR GLUgH [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
If music were made of molten rubber, then groovy soul flowage runneth onforth beyond yonder ensconsements of blithering brilliancy. Like turtles in flight, mayonaise, mustard sauce, heat wave. And to boot, it is captured inside it's own redundantly redundant packaging PDF (approx-style) file for easy toasting and massive jamming. Ya gotta be in the mood for speed humps. You hear me big city?
Space: The Final Frontier
ELMeR GLUgH [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I want my alarm clock to play this as its alarm. Weirdly soothing.
Ridin' On That Plane
ELMeR GLUgH [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Forgot to cast vote, back for that.
psychadelic trip out of the freaky kind
ELMeR GLUgH [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
This reminds me of that John Cage record where he just opens a whole bunch of mics placed all around a huge hotel and mixes it as a live performance. I know I have it somewhere. Wonder why I haven't listened to it in years?
Guitar Solo No 1
ELMeR GLUgH [9/24/2010 6:20:53 AM EST]
Score: +0
Feature forever! I will build my guitar soon. I have been kicking the design around for about 30 years. Wow. Better getter done soon. The paint monstrosity above is a little inaccurate but still close. Reverse headstock. SG upper bout. Picture the guitar without the lower rear horn. It should look like a bent teardrop. The lower rear horn prolly should be just a little bigger than pictured here. I like the idea of a mahogany cap on a maple body with a dark stain. The tapered sides would show the contrast. I can't help preferring a rosewood fretboard on mahogany neck. The pic above shows a 5 position switch. I would change that to a rotary switch to offer as many wiring combinations as I could think of.
Inside-Out Nostril Face Man
ELMeR GLUgH [11/3/2009 4:28:40 AM EST]
Score: +0
I thought that was funny. I don't mind being confused with you. You're a really nice guy who's just quirky enough to be interesting. But if I ain't you, who the hell am I?
ELMeR GLUgH [11/2/2009 11:05:13 AM EST]
Score: +0
Exciting origin now in Liner Notes. Thanks to all who listened or commented.
Billy the Vegetable Boy
ELMeR GLUgH [1/21/2009 4:59:01 PM EST]
Score: +0
Liner notes now updated.
A Regular(mats cover feat R Isaacs)
ELMeR GLUgH [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I think Ms Trouble's voice and guitar continue to improve. The is a really nice version of one of my favorite Replacement tunes.
Fruit Flies Like a Banana
ELMeR GLUgH [2/15/2008 8:50:44 AM EST]
Score: +0
Ms. Pauline, that is exactly the trouble. You really can't hear the mourning. I engineered this piece and am ashamed to admit it. I've had a lot on my mind, (goats and what not) and I released this song for submission before receiving a one, Mr. Heads permission. This is probably the worst mix I have ever dared call final in all of the 79 years I have engineered here at PiG CiTY SoUND. So Buster comes and has a talk with me and I realized that a remix was in order. I apologize in advance.

Mr. Unklespaz; John Coltrane is a hero of Barney's. I believe IV is not a roman numeral, but rather an acronym for intravenous. I haven't seen Barney walking around with headphones lately so I imagine he was speaking figuratively.

Mr. Babar Klunj; Barney has the complete Miles Davis peanut butter jar collection.

Mr. unklespaz; Who in the hell is Syd Barret?
Millwood Stones (Justin Potts cover)
ELMeR GLUgH [9/11/2007 7:53:59 PM EST]
Score: +0
As usual, I get to vacuum the peanut shells out of the studio carpet.
ELMeR GLUgH [4/18/2007 9:30:02 AM EST]
Score: +0
Karaoke for guitars. What a novel concept.
ELMeR GLUgH [4/18/2007 9:28:17 AM EST]
Score: +0
I've always found that I can pee most anywhere. If you HAVE to pee in a wetsuit, you may need some sort of counseling. I must admit, I have peed in someone elses wetsuit before. Good luck with that thing, now.

Man, that is some big ass kinda skimboard.
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
ELMeR GLUgH [4/17/2007 9:46:38 PM EST]
Score: +10
I'll never forget the night my hat died. I found it under the cat. Tropical dayglow night expansion, amalgamated and declassified, hideous and scarifying, lit my hovel. You want to know the truth? ME TOO! It all dates back to a Ramada Inn. Nearing condemnation, trapped in its own disrepair, a blue guitar and pencil, this motel gave birth. Its like a brain collapse, when the sun goes down. Wide women and the high life. Living for breakfast. And drinking it oh so quickly. I adore potatoes.
ELMeR GLUgH [3/29/2007 8:29:18 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
Better than Van Halen by far