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2/8/2015 CliveAnders 5813 CliveAnders
4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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Whisper Scream (take 3)
boygenuis: After listening to this on repeat a bunch, I think I can find a place for this in my collection.
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13 Tracks Reviewed
190 Comments Posted
Yays: 2  Boos: 3
Critic Score 1/10
Joined: 12/13/2008
Band: Artifact

Average Rating: 3 stars

In Love
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
totally unremarkable. a million people are playing this at a million open mic nights all across the globe as we speak.
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: -10
So Long Soul
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
puff the magic dragon
lives by the sea
and frolicks in the autumn mist
in a land called Honilee

Bluegrass Grace
Nomad [7/23/2009 10:00:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
but none of that happened here. he wasnt stating opinion as fact or saying anything about loops. he asked what this song has to offer besides good guitar playing. I think thats a valid critique of the song. its not like anybody hasnt heard amazing grace before. if i'd never been to redfizz and this was the first song i heard, i'd probably wonder the same thing pynner did. you cant expect people to comb through the loads of BS in the forum to try to discern who puts songs up for what reasons.

Nomad [7/23/2009 9:25:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
new users shouldnt have to go through the forums to figure out WHY anybody posts songs.
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
jesus this #@&%! is going to be on vh1 classic if it stays backstage must longer
Go With Me
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
what the hell this has been backstage for a #@&%!in dogs age
Don't Break The Law
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
i hope you make the big time mister
2 Guys 1 Girl and a Cat
Nomad [6/11/2009 8:20:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
boring, abrasive, and generic. bad bad combo.
The Flight
Nomad [6/5/2009 12:56:14 AM EST]
Score: +0
i feel no need to comment on songs submitted by a fan of the artist. whats the point?
Satan's Six Minute Ballad
Nomad [6/5/2009 12:53:46 AM EST]
Score: +0
so youre still doing the "satan" thing on every comment huh? i thought you might have tired of that by now. i have.

Half asleep in frog pajamas
Nomad [5/19/2009 1:11:14 PM EST]
Score: +0
i wasnt even trying to hate on this one. if you want to see hate, go to any shat benetar song ive commented on, or les baiseurs, or denim road, by denim road. i was actually trying to pay you a bit of a compliment by saying that at least you didnt just put some delay on another vocal sample and repeat it for four minutes over some noise.
Nomad [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
seems like you put a little effort in this time at least. i think it should be anchored by a beat if its gonna keep many peoples attention
Sores o' Love
Nomad [5/12/2009 1:02:58 AM EST]
Score: -3
it wasnt this song so much as his entire ouevre. i probably misspelled that.
Nomad [5/11/2009 5:28:36 PM EST]
Score: -3
what i dont understand is why you use your talents to make such profoundly unfunny songs. are all your friends fourth graders or something? does anybody really find this kind of thing funny over and over and over again? its not edgy, its not funny, its more sad than anything. the saddest thing is that the music itself is usually better than average.