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2/8/2015 CliveAnders 5813 CliveAnders
4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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Whisper Scream (take 3)
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singmetobuyer

4 Tracks Reviewed
23 Comments Posted
Yays: 0  Boos: 7
Critic Score 2/10
Joined: 2/26/2012

Average Rating: 1 star

Web Site: http://thisiswherethesuckfestcirclejerkbegins.com 
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singmetobuyer [3/12/2012 11:17:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
well I guess .. if you're still playing over the age of 30 and have any hearing. Aren't we going to euthanize people after 35? Go Obamacare
singmetobuyer [3/12/2012 7:01:16 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
Come back here and fight! I've been eating my spinach lately and I #@&%! like popeye. I will give you a run for your money. No one has the cojones to mention that you suck lately. Here's your present. 1/2 star
latency blues (2007)
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
there's these things called guitar lessons where they teach you how to tune a guitar and make cords and stuff

that's what I recommend.
replace this worn and broken thing
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
This makes hulk feel mad and want to smash things and yell at crap artists
half empty
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I stuck my food in your suck
You Are So Small
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +9
this makes no sense but I like it.. it still feels a little uninspired, and uncaring
I say lay off the disonance a little and maybe put more effort into the vocal delivery and lyrics
Thoughts of a Time Traveler (MIDI: drums only)
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +3
get with the times big feller
this sounds like something Carl Sagan would have on cosmos 40 years ago
it may have been cutting edge but I bet that not even Vangelis is getting tail today
is there a greek redfizz ? This would be a smash single over there
Lava
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
You should have been euthanized already. Bland music. I'm calling my local government representative to ensure they ban musicl like this douchebags.
Milfy Cougar Momma
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Making fun of milfs is uncalled for
Minus 3 points for your assinine lyrics
I'm sorry you didn't get signed in the 80s and have to work in a autobody shop
Do me a favor and stop inhaling paint fumes for a month. It will do you a world of good
creepy rapture
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Suckfest and the art of sucking. 6 years of this #@&%!.
2081 (with Melissa Marie Walker) re-entry
singmetobuyer [2/28/2012 11:21:38 AM EST]
Score: +0
hey Trent Reznor
how about leaving your tunes up for more than a half day? I don't think that you'll loose out on platinum status to leave these up for a week here

singmetobuyer [2/27/2012 3:06:24 PM EST]
Score: -10
I get errors on your #@&%!ty site.. suck on that!
Okay Awesome
singmetobuyer [2/26/2012 2:05:39 PM EST]
Score: -10
Rated 0.5 stars
Ok, I get it. Punk for kindergarteners. All that's missing is the punk asses. This sounds like the chipmunks before they speeded them up.

We're being asked to evaluate these tunes on a starry basis. As I've already rated someone better than you at 1 star, you get a half.

Hint: next time, be better than the #@&%!ing mix tape that your girlfriend got you
Daniel Rocks The World Hard
singmetobuyer [2/26/2012 2:00:01 PM EST]
Score: +0
Your existence pisses my half ginger ass off. Don't mess with me.
singmetobuyer [2/26/2012 1:59:31 PM EST]
Score: +0
Don't take this personally as we've never met but I still consider you a belligerent incompetent asswipe that never finished community college. Do you want to argue some more, or are you going to write an original tune?