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4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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4 Tracks Reviewed
149 Comments Posted
Yays: 0  Boos: 0
Critic Score 1/10
Joined: 2/27/2012
Band: Jonathan Wood Vincent

Average Rating: 3 stars

Little Boy
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
What are the words? This is so sad. It should accompany this film: (careful, there's nudity)

I think humming would work better than whistling. Little boys can't whistle yet.
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I wish it was even more violent. See, you walk down the street and someone ask you for money and you think, "oooh no, I'm not going to give some bum a handout. He or she might just use it to do drugs, etc.,etc....I'll leave it to the bureaucrats to take care of. But then, if she or he does a little dog and pony show for me, then maybe I'd contribute something. Then they earned it." And the thing is, you throw your money all over to people who do utterly horrible things, things that would keep you up at night for the rest of your life, and what do you do about it? Nothing. But here, with someone down on their luck, you play the moral hand. And then, you wonder why some people get really angry? Seems reasonable to me. And if the person/people who made this are, as you suggest, the descendants of slaves used to finance the multinational banks and megacorps that now vampirize the larger percentage of the world, well then, I'd expect even more anger, right? Unfortunately, the honor of some feeds on the dignity of most of the world.
jonathanwoodvincent [10/29/2013 9:06:19 PM EST]
Score: +0
Yeah, don't worry about him. He's just blithering about entities. You know how it is.
jonathanwoodvincent [10/29/2013 8:24:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
Well, someone has to write something...get over yourself.
jonathanwoodvincent [10/29/2013 8:23:40 PM EST]
Score: +0
Oh, that hurts. I'm just being myself! I own my self and I have my rights! Or, at least I'm saving up to buy myself and I'll have something left over to share! You'll see!!! You just nothing to do but write your evil thoughts on this website...
jonathanwoodvincent [10/29/2013 8:19:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
Oh quiet Vincncent...what do you expect, some dissertation for your stupid tune? Noboy even looks here anyway. Just make some MAtchbox 20 thing and get your just desserts with your weirdo schlock. Nobody drinks yor Kool Ade, dude. You ain't nothing but a fish on vivarin.
jonathanwoodvincent [10/29/2013 8:08:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
Thanks guy's. I think the next song I'm gonna write is gonna sound like Rockwell. No masturbation, no cheese, no blood. Middle Age, just curious, could you express your thoughts personally without referring to the objective entities of "the ears" or assumptions of various forms of consciousness (diagnosing consciousness cannot happen through music with much accuracy). John Cage would have hated this. And there's a very distinct form, an almost tediously repeptitively obvious form. Here's a newer version of this schmutz. Thanks for the carny dance concept:
The Curse The Cross & The Lion
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Holst and Strauss are disappointed in this planet and its film music
Placenta Demo (by Linus in the Sapphire)
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +10
I would prefer a wilder, more outward, unhinged, more gutty, powerful vocal...and that would absolutely set you off from a zillion other groups, if you'd like that, but the rest is pretty exciting, and I think the vocalist could go that way, but maybe she's doing a bunch of other stuff at the same time. "But no one wants my opinion anyway."
Let Me Stay
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Your voice sort of sounds like Biggie Smalls'. I think the first chorus should have the same precision as the second where the voices come in and out, so it's internally sloppy, but placed with exactitude.

I like the form too.

Lovely solo. It really speaks, as in talks. It would be cool if there was a tritone jutting at the end of a phrase, but that's just being picky.
Pretty World Of Ugly People
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I wish I knew he was a weird genius, but then I've decided to do away with the verb "to be". See this, my dears: Try it out, it will do wonders for your writing if taken as a mere experiment. It will make the ugly people grow beauty marks and they used to call money "Marks" once somewhere other than here! I guess Mark feels sad now.
CLARITY/Foxes (Cover)
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +10
Musical PUA, oh dear, pick up the phone, someone has trapped me in a hairless, overperfumed, antiseptic commercial for...oh, it ends abruptly. Here's to having the ability to shine amidst a billion florescent lights of the self same shining above a billion warrior ants and the cistern of our wants...tears gluing our eyes together....chain smoking yearning for the guillotine.
Song Of The Day 1
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Congratulations, turn your tassle for doo-wop.
wu cd mix- better than the cd!!!
jonathanwoodvincent [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Could you please use some crossfades, please? And just just put it all into three keys somehow. You could. It would work.
jonathanwoodvincent [9/16/2013 7:45:37 PM EST]
Score: +0