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6/17/2006

The MFB - Di$h and ShiQuana comprise The Most Famous Bitches you eva met. With their street eyes and all you can use technology, The Most Famous Bitches have exploded all over college radio stations from Ohio to New York.  DnQ have been makin people cry since 2002.  If you have a PROBLEM with The MFB, you may email them at dishquana@yahoo.com. hollah! 
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By The MFB 
Weighted Rating: [22 Votes, 1.87 Stars]
dronjom [1/12/2018 11:47:18 AM EST]
Score: +0
Happy new year. God bless you!
dronjom [1/12/2018 11:46:12 AM EST]
Score: +0
hyzMye0u
GoingtothePoolhouse [8/25/2007 1:42:03 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
aaronlife [1/6/2007 11:11:17 AM EST]
Score: +0
electronic vaginal farting
singmetofire [12/22/2006 4:53:52 PM EST]
Score: +0
there is nothing anyone in the world can say to make me believe that this anything other than absolute #@&%!ing garbage.
itchybrother [12/15/2006 10:33:20 AM EST]
Score: +0
not a good song but I like when she goes "boo boo boo"
kashworth [8/12/2006 12:57:41 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1 star
Oh to be young and have soo much free time to just sit around and wing it!!!!!!!!

FEATURED??????
thedirtygerman [7/15/2006 10:43:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2 stars
What in the wide world of sports?
singmetofire [7/9/2006 11:49:17 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1 star
Mabye the reason i don't dig all the digital effects is for the same reason as Eyeball. Played with too many programs where making this....or something a lot better, with little or NO training, on, well drugs. And im sure if id have submitted it then, there woulda been a guy like me sayin "this is just not good"
Cobainsaxsolo [6/28/2006 2:03:35 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
Actually this isn't so bad. Maybe you girls have all sorts of new and unexsplored uses! I like the werido voice, and the ohh-ohh-ohwooooo alot. And I like it when that vocie says "do that again." It suffers from repetition, but here I am coming back for more.
BrownBunny [6/28/2006 1:27:27 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
This DOES have A redeeming quality! One point extra for getting so smacked up you didn't just make a dumb song while high, you stayed so wasted you submitted it for peer review. KUDOS. beep. beep.
Backwater [6/28/2006 1:21:25 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
yeah, this has no redeeming qualities at all.
mistaeyeball [6/26/2006 9:56:39 PM EST]
Score: +0
You know, a bunch a years ago, my friend and I started messing with ACID (the program) and we made an accapello techno song, because, well, we were high. This reminds me of that. But like... with less groove.
mistaeyeball [6/26/2006 9:55:40 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1 star
?
crying [6/24/2006 5:32:42 PM EST]
Score: +0
Had problem with down load on this one
i wanted to hear it
TronicAcoustic [6/23/2006 8:07:27 PM EST]
Score: +0
Weak and Talentless, go punch some babies.
mematthew [6/22/2006 11:48:45 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
mematthew [6/22/2006 11:33:15 PM EST]
Score: +0
Wow, this does sond like a 12 year old girl fell into a Casio.

I give you props for doing something very different. I pray that Disney is wrong and that all music doesn't sound like this in the future.

I'll give you 3.5 points for creativity, but I'm deducting .5 because I hate the picture. Don't worry though because Disney gave you an extra .5 because he liked it, so it will all equal out.
Mr. Pony [6/20/2006 4:55:59 PM EST]
Score: +0
Why does everyone keep insisting that this song belongs to a genre? That's as weird as the song itself.
coco289 [6/19/2006 1:41:57 AM EST]
Score: +0
word, be takin all my bizes up to dclub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2adG8SE8bw
coco289 [6/19/2006 1:35:33 AM EST]
Score: +0
bitzes
SirenEast [6/18/2006 8:10:29 PM EST]
Score: +0
Nice to see the level of banter hasn't sunken
TheBuyer [6/18/2006 12:51:02 PM EST]
Score: +0
sorry, "bytches"
TheBuyer [6/18/2006 12:50:47 PM EST]
Score: +0
my girlfriends have all been women but i can't verify that all of them had vaginas because some of them were bitches.
Cobainsaxsolo [6/18/2006 12:48:13 PM EST]
Score: +0
Sorry. I meant to say "womyn"...
Cobainsaxsolo [6/18/2006 11:47:52 AM EST]
Score: +0
I'm beginning to think women would be completely useless if they didn't have vaginas.
frazobe [6/18/2006 11:35:20 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
Butter babies, just like butter!

This group will undoubtedly form the basis for a new civilization. Like mozart did for classical, Di$h & ShiQuana will do for animatronix hip hop. 1100101101100, and you know this; man!
SirenEast [6/18/2006 5:42:23 AM EST]
Score: +0
Side Note: I always thought Adorno was an ass. Half of his stuff seems like a play by play manual for ad companies on how to do the things he's condemns them for more effectively. I'm not saying he was wrong, just an ass who made things worse. No problem with

Still, no problem with music working on many levels, it's a slick track.
SirenEast [6/18/2006 5:14:25 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
Maybe I've spent too many nights drinking until 7 AM, but this is pretty much exactly the crap I want to listen to when I'm drinking until 7 AM. But, I have to admit I'm partial to deconstructionism. The song does a very good job of abstracting things while still being music and capturing a vibe.

I would have given a higher rating, but I think the "a tisket a tasket" voice recording doesn't match the rest of the song. I really dig the atmosphere, but the echo, and lack of distortion, breaks the whole thing for me. Digitize it the hell up, and 5 stars.
TheBuyer [6/17/2006 10:48:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
Nyet, it's good but no fun or fun but no good. Either way I liked it for about ten listens then it died.
TheBuyer [6/17/2006 10:46:43 PM EST]
Score: +0
As I sit here and undress the yard boy with my eyes I wonder, who's a bigger #@&%!, me for that and my "rash", or ruby for not loving this. I also wonder if i have clean pants for tomorrow, i don't think i do.
ruben remus [6/17/2006 10:33:04 PM EST]
Score: +0
Honestly, this just leaves me completely cold, and it doesn’t hold any appeal for me on any level. I don’t think it really works on its own, but I don’t know that it’s even supposed to. It just seems like a backdrop, a soundtrack for an activity, and I can’t see listening to it just to listen. Even for dancing, it's not really the greatest beat, and the moves I picture people doing are really ridiculous and spastic. I tried listening to it as just kind of a soundscape, and if that’s how it’s supposed to be viewed, well, I’ve definitely heard a lot more interesting, less repetitive ones, and I’ve heard ones that were even more repetitive than this but a lot more hypnotic- and I don’t remember any of them featuring anything as annoying and embarrassing as that straight-from-something-that-played-during-the-credits-for-some-long-forgotten-80s-movie chanting thing. I guess maybe it's supposed to be kitschy. The whole thing seems like it would be at home on that recurring SNL skit- the one where they parody MTV Europe- only I didn't laugh. I'll just refrain from rating this, as I feel completely unqualified. As for whether it would work for fans of whatever genre this is, I don’t know that I really know any, and if I do, I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a conversation with them about music.
coco289 [6/17/2006 10:23:43 PM EST]
Score: +0
Check out Adorno and also there's a book called "Noise: a Political Economy of Music" by Jacques Attali.
coco289 [6/17/2006 10:22:03 PM EST]
Score: +0
music can work on many levels; semiotic, literal, as artifice, as process, blah, blah, blah, etc..

TheBuyer [6/17/2006 9:19:30 PM EST]
Score: +0
I dig this at a pretty high level; processing.
musictalk [6/17/2006 7:42:56 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
I think the most impressive thing here is that the site owner was willing to post this. Different strokes for different folks, BUT,,, this is what “Garage Band” has done to music. It is not really “music”, as we have known it, it is entertainment. I can see it from and entertainment point of view. At that LOUD apt. party thing. I am on board. BUT, since this is to rate "music", I am not there. A question does come to mind for the Critics here.. Ruben???.... If you are merely connecting loops, are you a musician? Entertainer YES... musician??? Again, that art is a funny thing.. I am SURE there are TONS of people that vehemently disagree with me...
crackerjackson [6/17/2006 5:57:45 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
The structure and content here is sort of underwhelming. I like strange electronic music, and the feel that's trying to be acheived here is one I appreciate, but the execution is not there for me. The loop is too repetitive not to be either more adventurous or more refined. Nothing ever happens that grabs me and says "listen to me!" Hate the guy in the bathroom as well.

Needs to be either more dynamic (as in more varied structure) or be a stronger loop to work as either dance material or an actual song, imo. If it went somewhere beyond the existing loop, the loop itself wouldn't seem so weak.

Don't dig the vox either. Too meandering and seemingly lazy.
qualcomm [6/17/2006 4:41:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
alex, you filth, stop trying to corrupt the voting process. one man, one vote, that's what redfizz is all about.
coco289 [6/17/2006 3:36:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
forgot to rate this beeeeeitch. yo, dis is me and my white girly gettin reh-DAY to go see the MFBssss...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7iUJc-awTk
Somex6bassist [6/17/2006 3:34:01 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
Definetly NOT...just a looped bass and drum segment with some electronic voice overdubs. Perhaps if they showed more vocal talent this would impress more.
All in all not original or memorable.
coco289 [6/17/2006 3:30:32 PM EST]
Score: +0
aight..now this is what i'm talkin' bout. finally they put up music by
some sistas up in hizza. yo, i seen people get down to this...let me
tell you, It be "BRINGING OUT THE FREAK." Hell, I was there when MFB
tore it up at Meow Mix back in the day. An..as a brother who knows mad
brothas on the DL, they be reprezentin. mad props to the mos fine
beatches of the new millenium, MOS DEF!! XOXO : o
qualcomm [6/17/2006 2:45:45 PM EST]
Score: +0
yep, that dude in the bathroom effect sticks out like a sore yarble.
Melochromatic [6/17/2006 2:10:28 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2 stars
For the genre I think you could significantly kick up the bass and bass drum. I generally like most of the crazy sounds but I think you could work a little on your fuzz tone. Also the one dude sounds like was recorded in the bathroom making a goofy voice, that effect doesn't do it for me. As far as backround music, I suppose this works.
markfrimmel [6/17/2006 1:48:59 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2 stars
Earth to The MFB..............what??????????? If it wasn't for the effects........well............I'll be nice.........cute..........dance club material.
Raheem McBaumstein [6/17/2006 1:42:23 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
bomb.

I espshally like the part in the middle with the reverb robot. and the under-age midget squeeling in the backgraound, #@&%! is dope.
cuuntry [6/17/2006 1:33:21 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2.5 stars
Not my kind of music, but props to the first ladies officially on the
site. I know the MFB to be capable of some hillarious sh*t. They
push the envelope like no other. Bring it.
TheBuyer [6/17/2006 12:29:36 PM EST]
Score: +0
finally something that sounds like a 12 year old girl fell into a casio.
Will H. Disney [6/17/2006 11:13:14 AM EST]
Score: +0
Agreed. This would be perfect as very loud background music for a NYC apartment party. And you'd be shouting, like, "SO WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?" over it and then not getting anywhere.
SpaceCadet [6/17/2006 11:11:50 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
I'm not sure why, but I like it. I think it would be good party music.
Mr. Pink [6/17/2006 9:53:13 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
Maybe it was because I read Disney's comment before listening, but the only thing I could think of while listening to this is that it belonged in a really bad episode of the Jetsons. I guess when we are all flying to work and cleaning our dishes on conveyor belts this group will be HOT, until then..............
Will H. Disney [6/17/2006 8:49:02 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
In the future, all music will sound like this. It's certainly more interesting than music of this genre often is, and it's really weird too. I'm giving 3 stars for the song, as an in-genre rating, plus .5 stars for the band photo.

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