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8/9/2006

CliveAnders - doing what we do 
Alright
Rejection Reason: Antithetical to the Puritan Ethos
Weighted Rating: [7 Votes, 3.26 Stars]
Views: 1,554
chickadee [7/14/2007 9:54:07 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
Nice little song. Island, beachy feel with a catchy chorus
aaronlife [4/7/2007 10:15:32 AM EST]
Score: +0
oh maggie may!!!
TheNationwide [8/10/2006 9:39:50 AM EST]
Score: +0
Hopefully :)
singmetofire [8/10/2006 9:36:16 AM EST]
Score: +0
YOUR BACK!
TheNationwide [8/10/2006 9:33:45 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
Its like bad Hawaiian country. Seriously. I work with guys from Hawaii. Now, I do think the background voices are funny, but this song really isn't doing much for me.
qualcomm [8/10/2006 8:37:37 AM EST]
Score: +0
would you suggest we kiss the artists' asses then, telling them everything's great when it isn't? that's what myspace is for.
kashworth [8/10/2006 4:25:01 AM EST]
Score: +0
Qualcom.....

This is exactly why this format does not work....

If you want to be surrounded by asskissers who just want to follow the leader with the coolest, snappiest put down lines of an artist then go right ahead and bite the hand that feeds you.....

I bet this site could be actually meaningfull if realized....
kashworth [8/10/2006 3:34:18 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
saalllllright with me!!!!!!!

Catchy and makes me wanna go to the beach !!!

SEND THIS TO KENNY CHESNEY OR JIMMY BUFFETT

YAAHH MANN!!!!

NovaVox [8/9/2006 9:41:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
Damn, I didn't know that was you ghengus...it's getting hard to tell who is who around here...
ghengus23 [8/9/2006 9:22:01 PM EST]
Score: +0
Nova~ nah, I'd NEVER bag on the surpreme bagger (that being the Buyer). I am grateful for all the feedback I get, even if it entails being antithetical to Puritan Ethos (who started that anyway?).
ghengus23 [8/9/2006 9:19:42 PM EST]
Score: +0
aaron- glad you dig it. I gotta million more pic and songs to crack you up, so I'm guessing I'll be forever famous in your world. Stay tuned, more ditties is on they way...
aaronlife [8/9/2006 8:56:04 PM EST]
Score: +0
that photo finally made me crack up. i've seen it so many times, finally, i don't know what the #@&%! just happened, but it finally worked. today must be that day in the universe when i get you, your music, your photo... 15 minutes of fame in my world.
NovaVox [8/9/2006 7:26:00 PM EST]
Score: +0
Clive, you just bagged on the only person who gave you 5 stars. Also, I'd like to say, this song is not my favorite, but it is LEAGUES above other serious depth charges that are currently on this site. I just wanted to say, part of the organicness of RedFizz is that, you simply never know where the party will be! I would have thought hurtada, THOR, or even Meeting Miranda...
ghengus23 [8/9/2006 6:52:55 PM EST]
Score: +0
...retarded... rem?
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 6:25:00 PM EST]
Score: +0
I'm infamously!
aaronlife [8/9/2006 6:00:41 PM EST]
Score: +0
i still find it thoroughly enjoyable, it just makes me smile.

it's happy time, and i'm glad someone is standing up against puritans.

someone has to...

that's one of the reasons i left massachusetts.

there's not enough people standing up against them. when i lived in CT, they made Victoria Secret cover their store mannequins more adequately.

don't get me started on puritans.
singmetofire [8/9/2006 5:54:38 PM EST]
Score: +0
eh, kinda
itchybrother [8/9/2006 2:47:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
song's ok for open mic night.
Mr. Bratty [8/9/2006 2:45:34 PM EST]
Score: +0
it's even better than that. here, you can call some an ignorant #@&%! and get away with it. at a family get together, a fist fight could ensue.
Clive Anders (song submitter) [8/9/2006 2:40:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
it's like a family get together at Thanksgiving. And then there's
The Buyer with his usual infamously retarded remarks. Hey I get
it fellas, it's all food for debate when you're dealing with touchy artists
and a critique farm.
Mr. Bratty [8/9/2006 2:35:18 PM EST]
Score: +0
of course, i could be completely wrong. i'm sort of going through the d.t.'s right now.
Mr. Bratty [8/9/2006 2:33:58 PM EST]
Score: +0
i have no power at redfizz. redfizz has no power over you. this is all a metauniverse and thereby completely impotent. more people have heard your song today because you submitted it than they would have if you hadn't. it's just not very good. i don't think that redfizz can be held to account for that. remuneration implies payment. you have been paid in full, sir.
qualcomm [8/9/2006 2:32:40 PM EST]
Score: +0
you might do the same, anders. cobainsaxsolo's post was a joke. let me say this for what i stupidly hope is the last time: we often put in goofy rejection reasons. in a nutshell, these goofy rejection reasons mean we just didn't like your song for reasons that can't be summed up in two to five words. okay? as i see it, you've gotten several substantive reviews on this song already, so what are you complaining about?
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 2:31:29 PM EST]
Score: +0
get some #@&%!ing humility in your ass
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 2:30:39 PM EST]
Score: +0
for a guy with a huge head you got a small idea about what's funny.
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 2:29:50 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
good song. you should be on mtv playing the song on mtv and then answering questions into the microphone. then all the cds would be sold, you would sell them all and have to make more because of this song. anyone who doesn't think thius is true is obviously a complete #@&%!ing morong and should forget it. rejected, question mark, you have got to be kidding me, the evaluators obviously didn't listen to this very closely.
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 2:26:21 PM EST]
Score: +0
my cock is much smarter.
Clive Anders (song submitter) [8/9/2006 2:21:03 PM EST]
Score: +0
y'all get so uppity with your recently aquired
commanding posts at the redfizz factory.
So, the way I see it, you guys and gals are
all allowed to rant and joke and make your
way through this mess whilst playing God
amongst desperate and deprived musicians
seeking some kind of critical remuneration
for their efforts, and Redfizz members need
to bow down to the patronage that allows them
publishing to this site? Come on fellas... think...
with your brains....
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 2:17:24 PM EST]
Score: +0
by the way, those meetings are a complete pain in the ass.
Mr. Bratty [8/9/2006 2:15:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
curious how some of your personas do pretty well and some do not. i don't see the usefulness of getting hissy about it. just invent another one and record a farting contest. once submitted, i'm sure it will get the ratings given to examples of high art thereby evening out your average.
Mr. Bratty [8/9/2006 2:11:27 PM EST]
Score: +0
this song just... is bad.
Cobainsaxsolo [8/9/2006 1:58:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
Mr. Anders, I regret to inform you that a cabal of administrators, furrowed brows wet with perspiration after a turbulent, emotionally-bonered meeting, was on the verge of voting you out of the rejection page, and with that cleaning the stain of the rejection reason from your personage.

You may notice I say was.

Unfortunately in light of this latest overcharged outburst, an outburst almost written in the scurrilous language of a monster steeped in poisoned vats where creatures, such as yourself, antithetical to the Puritan ethos are marinated before being unleashed on the world, that promotion has been rescinded. Moreover, I am sorry to say, the cabal is drawing up a list upon which they are accumulating a number of other wonderful enterprises that you may be antithetical toward as well.
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 1:41:30 PM EST]
Score: +0
you got a #@&%!ed up head
Clive Anders (song submitter) [8/9/2006 1:30:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
"Antithetical to Puritan Ethos?!"

Is someone in Redfizz having issues with their
philanthropic rigmarole? Are you suckas running
out of cunning (and sometimes helpful) adjectives
in which to critique your loyal submitting members
of Redfizz? Me thinks so. Take your Puritan ethos
and stick it up yer cyber azzhos. Hows that for
being antithetical....?
Cobainsaxsolo [8/9/2006 1:10:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2.5 stars
I have to defer to the admins on this one. This song stands brazenly, contemptuously and in complete definace against all that is right, good and Weberian about the Puritan ethos.

Also is sort of goofy and fun, in fact it is bursting with the stuff, but a bit redundant and original.
TheBuyer [8/9/2006 12:16:42 PM EST]
Score: +0
s'allright
aaronlife [8/9/2006 11:38:27 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
best thing, most enjoyable thing, i've heard all day. thank god. this i would actually listen to again, would slip onto a mix somewhere just to refresh my brain with some early marley recording vibe. i dig the white boy harmonies. this, my friend, wins me over completely, i appreciate all the vocals/harmony/fun that went into this song. i wished you didn't cut off the harp at the end. it's 3-3.5 star worthy, but you get extra for just plain making me feel good and want to hear this again... everything else so far didn't make it past my short term memory barrier...
tj_maximum [8/9/2006 11:17:54 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
The intro riff sounds like "Come As You Are" if it was a Hee Haw hit and then it slides into a bland over-chorus'ed white-boy ska. It's got some drums buried in the mix but is missing the bass which generally helps to carry this genre. Check out Chris Murry's four-track reggae songs. His tracks have soul.

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