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9/25/2006

The Very Soil -  
Constant Contact
Genre: Indie
Rejection Reason: Unremarkable
Weighted Rating: [12 Votes, 3.57 Stars]
Views: 4,822
pointy_hat_herman_ [4/24/2015 10:14:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
incoherent tuna can rant
pointy_hat_herman_ [4/24/2015 10:14:39 PM EST]
Score: +0
aids!I said meow
pointy_hat_herman_ [4/24/2015 10:14:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
I have aids and now, so do you mofacker
TheBuyer [2/22/2015 11:18:38 AM EST]
Score: +0
The qualcomm offering
TheBuyer [12/8/2010 3:20:53 AM EST]
Score: +0
ah qualcomm.
Babar Klunj [9/5/2008 8:20:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
we are all grasshoppers....try to catch the fly with your chopstick....#@&%! it....do what you do.....I would like to hear more my friend...it's been way too long
qualcomm [9/5/2008 8:05:34 PM EST]
Score: +0
i shoulda never switched to protools. still "trying" to learn it.
aaron-life [9/5/2008 7:26:17 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
stuck on maybe is a great hook, spoon around you, this is full of hooks, are you gonna post any new stuff?
unklespaz [6/15/2008 10:34:16 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
ha ha!
This should've been in the muppety category but great guitar tones
ScottT [4/6/2007 1:46:22 PM EST]
Score: +0
same in our area. $3.29 a bottle. Still the best wine deal there is. I buy a couple of cases everytime I go to Trader Joes. It used to be 2 bucks in Southern California. #@&%!, you can't get bottled water for this cheap.
zissou [4/6/2007 1:33:42 PM EST]
Score: +0
I'd like to point out that it's actually 3 bucks for the chuck here in PDX for some reason...so the deal gets sweeter still.
ScottT [4/6/2007 1:30:33 PM EST]
Score: +0
2 Buck Chuck is the best--go for it QC
zissou [4/6/2007 1:18:25 PM EST]
Score: +0
I've got oranges, a sling-blade, and a case of chuck shaw shiraz. will that work?
qualcomm [4/6/2007 12:53:37 PM EST]
Score: +0
okay, but i'll need a crate of g#@&%!fruit, a bowie knife, and a case of wild turkey
zissou [4/6/2007 12:42:05 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
yeah, you haven't gotten the fair shake you deserve with these tunes. not even a myspace page to show them off. This song oozes vibes of coolness. Why don't you come to Portland and record an album at studio pottsarelli?
aaronlife [3/2/2007 10:39:43 PM EST]
Score: +0
this is a classic #@&%!ing song, i think were it battled, it would be featured today, and i'm not just saying that cause we know who is out of the closet, i always dug this one
itchybrother [2/21/2007 3:24:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
solid. Blurry vocals.
aaronlife [2/10/2007 8:25:27 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
great timing, come engage your #@&%!ing art, this song is great, reminds me of stones roses or something else, but not
junkstar23 [2/10/2007 1:57:55 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
nice tune
aaronlife [1/21/2007 12:26:10 AM EST]
Score: +0
this is a good tune, qc or not, whoever it is
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [1/21/2007 12:26:08 AM EST]
Score: +0
better than the best, fantastic
unklesam [12/12/2006 7:36:16 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
this is not bad at all, I'd pass out to this song! viola
singmetofire [12/12/2006 1:10:10 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2.5 stars
sounds a little forced in the higher registers, but against the stuff ive been listening to. This sounds pretty good.
aaronlife [11/20/2006 7:06:30 PM EST]
Score: +0
prep school?
blasto [11/20/2006 5:28:02 PM EST]
Score: +0
I have no clue if "The Very Soil " has any relation to this other guy, but it's still funny to look at him..

http://www.personal.dundee.ac.uk/~mhjarron/
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [11/20/2006 5:24:50 PM EST]
Score: +0
Reverand Cleophus of the Triple Rock.
Mr. Bratty [11/20/2006 5:21:24 PM EST]
Score: +0
blasto: well done!

ele: i was merely paraphrasing something qc had said to sedrite. i know there is a soul. proof: james brown!
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [11/20/2006 5:17:08 PM EST]
Score: +0
The out of tune solo rules. I still like this. I might have been stumping from the top of a box wine box before because I was running for office. Now that I have been run out of town I am glad to give this a proper review.

Bratty: there is a soul. You can tell everytime you feel it die a little bit.
blasto [11/20/2006 5:16:14 PM EST]
Score: +0
not reginald fruitbat from agent jazz, right?

http://www.personal.dundee.ac.uk/~mhjarron/JAZZ3.GIF

dorks....
TheBuyer [11/20/2006 5:06:06 PM EST]
Score: +0
this was from my hiatus (prison) days, i had no chance to snub it.
TheBuyer [11/20/2006 5:05:26 PM EST]
Score: +0
nuts to you sir, nuts.
aaronlife [11/20/2006 4:38:05 PM EST]
Score: +0
and avoid seeing your reflection for 8 weeks
Mr. Bratty [11/20/2006 4:29:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
you may want to try a maca smoothie for that...
The Very Soil (song submitter) [11/20/2006 4:25:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
Reginald Fruitbat has been marginalized by the RedFizz elites! Death to the new flesh! Death to Christianity! Death to that time when I experienced a brief bout of erectile dysfunction!
Mr. Bratty [11/20/2006 4:12:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
reginald, there is no soul. or so i've heard.
aaronlife [11/20/2006 4:04:31 PM EST]
Score: +0
this is a nice song, what the #@&%!?
The Very Soil (song submitter) [11/20/2006 3:42:57 PM EST]
Score: +0
Hello, my name is Reginald Fruitbat, and I am the brains, or should I say, the soul, behind The Very Soil. Feel free to engage my #@&%!ing art.
7A Productions [11/14/2006 8:46:26 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2 stars
The Very Soil (song submitter) [11/8/2006 1:27:54 PM EST]
Score: +0
My shirt is costly.
aaronlife [11/8/2006 1:22:53 AM EST]
Score: +0
is the britishy accent real?
aaronlife [11/8/2006 1:22:30 AM EST]
Score: +0
nice
Mr. Bratty [11/8/2006 1:05:50 AM EST]
Score: +0
dude, i always knew you were the #@&%!! and in the glass, chivas, right?
The Very Soil (song submitter) [11/8/2006 1:03:48 AM EST]
Score: +0
Those glasses in my band photo? Prada.
Mr. Bratty [11/7/2006 10:48:28 PM EST]
Score: +0
is that one of those vox amps that comes built into a chrome frame, with the head and cabinet separate? or is it like a twin?
The Very Soil (song submitter) [11/7/2006 10:45:43 PM EST]
Score: +0
(Jetglo finish, I forgot to mention.)
Mr. Bratty [11/7/2006 7:35:05 PM EST]
Score: +0
shweet.
The Very Soil (song submitter) [11/7/2006 7:28:55 PM EST]
Score: +0
I use a Rickenbacker 381V69 stereo outputted through a Vox 2x12 Custom Classic Combo, in case anyone's wondering.
Will H. Disney [10/17/2006 11:34:40 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
enjoyable, weak vocals
Mr. Bratty [10/17/2006 8:50:00 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
ok. first of all, box wine can be a tricksy hobbit. i won't go into anecdotes but i can tell you i've so totally been there. i like the guitar work, it could have been mixed a little more evenly, sometimes the vocals get lost behind it's fullness. all in all, i find this to be an honest and humble lament, and a fine effort indeed. i shall vote to maintain it's current star rating.
Mr. Bratty [10/17/2006 8:39:38 PM EST]
Score: +0
i'll give it a shot...
singmetofire [10/17/2006 7:52:56 PM EST]
Score: +0
#@&%!
The Very Soil (song submitter) [10/17/2006 7:19:59 PM EST]
Score: +0
Who else wants to engage my #@&%!ing art?
GibneySays [9/29/2006 3:07:25 PM EST]
Score: +0
lryics!

are you saying you're too high to spoon?
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [9/25/2006 11:08:16 PM EST]
Score: +0
Hi.
The Very Soil (song submitter) [9/25/2006 11:00:31 PM EST]
Score: +0
Hello, you #@&%!ing elephant!
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [9/25/2006 6:51:30 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
I struggle placing fizz stuff in context with what has been commercially successful. While not infinite, the list of commercial music that I would rather not listen to compared to Constant Contact (or fizz in general) is massive in scope. For whatever reason anyone could thing of, thats why I like this. Worthy of comment.

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