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1/28/2007

The Penguin Disagrees - The Penguin Disagrees is a band from Oxford, England. It was initially set up to confuse people at open-mike nights, but has since developed its musical scope and willingness to try new things while remaining true to its roots: We write songs, the penguin disagrees; we add a cheeky latin beat or a flute solo, the penguin is placated. 
Haggis The Wondercow
Rejection Reason: Not Funny Enough
Weighted Rating: [15 Votes, 4.04 Stars]
Views: 3,033
Featured Review
WILLBMUSIC [2/1/2007 3:46:09 PM EST]
Score: +11
i think the panel were "nincowpoops" for rejecting this
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Liner Notes
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [12/13/2012 6:48:20 AM EST]
Score: +0
Super bump.
Babar Klunj [2/16/2012 4:13:45 PM EST]
Score: +0
Gotta bump this again. Should have been a feature.
Richie Isaacs [5/12/2010 3:53:15 PM EST]
Score: +0
I concur!!!! Great bump, BK!
Babar Klunj [5/12/2010 3:44:55 PM EST]
Score: +0
Still the best barnyard song ever written....ever!!
Sputnikov [2/5/2010 11:54:28 PM EST]
Score: +0
put a cud in it, beefwit!
Richie Isaacs [5/5/2009 5:25:24 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
Of all my random pick songs to have as background music this has GOT to be the most random of them all.
seriously.
I can dig it, it has penguins singing about cows named after the meal prepared in the innards of a sheep.
Perfect.
Babar Klunj [2/14/2009 10:17:49 PM EST]
Score: +0
HAGGIS
Babar Klunj [2/14/2009 10:15:17 PM EST]
Score: +0
One of the coolest tunes ever posted here
Babar Klunj [12/22/2007 6:36:35 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
Haggis rules
wordgirl62 [4/4/2007 6:02:08 PM EST]
Score: +0
an intimate portrayal of two young animals in love..or lust...Dig the funky 70's vibe!
WILLBMUSIC [3/27/2007 8:14:58 AM EST]
Score: +0
humorously artistic
ScottT [3/16/2007 7:34:04 PM EST]
Score: +0
long lost Hatfield and the North song
WILLBMUSIC [3/16/2007 7:33:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
a delightful socio-political statement
TheNationwide [2/13/2007 9:18:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
Wow!!! This is a great song!! I'm going to teach this to my 8 year old!
ScottT [2/12/2007 9:42:05 PM EST]
Score: +0
I bought the Arthur Murray book "How to do the Funky Chicken Dance"
WILLBMUSIC [2/12/2007 9:41:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
this song still moooooves me.
ScottT [2/12/2007 9:40:36 PM EST]
Score: +0
this is one of the coolest songs on the fizz
wordgirl62 [2/11/2007 2:15:51 PM EST]
Score: +0
so Captain Beefheart! Twisted...fun...Excellent musicianship too...
TheBuyer [2/9/2007 1:20:16 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1 star
i really hate the #@&%! out if this song
Luminance [2/8/2007 3:20:45 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1.5 stars
WILLB said nincowpoop...

do any of you realize what That IS?!

That man is wonderful for saying it, and you should all aknowledge his superiority.


As for the song: not funny enough is right.
jsandlin71 [2/8/2007 2:10:26 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
Very good
jbrown [2/7/2007 1:16:00 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
Behind all the light-hearted fun is a lot of work and talent. I'm glad someone has the energy to do this sort of thing. Me, I take myself far too seriously. Perhaps someday I can write about the beautiful and deadly hippo...
wordgirl62 [2/6/2007 5:17:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
I almost hate to admit this is starting to grow on me....Oh, heck, I kinda like it! Wierd, but in a catchy, fun way...
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [2/2/2007 9:49:41 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
here pengy pengy
wordgirl62 [2/1/2007 3:45:56 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
So this is what all the Fizz fuss is about! Why it IS entertaining! Nuttsy Lyrics...but funny as @#4!.
renton [2/1/2007 3:43:42 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 1 star
i don't like scottish references
chickadee [1/30/2007 9:22:10 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
I love this song.
Mr. Bratty [1/30/2007 9:21:51 PM EST]
Score: +0
Beefy!!
WILLBMUSIC [1/30/2007 9:20:23 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
how did this get rejected????? the panel has no sense of humor and a small penis
Mr. Bratty [1/30/2007 10:17:39 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
haggis the wondercow is the mighty quinn of the barnyard scene.
The Penguin Disagrees (song submitter) [1/30/2007 5:38:20 AM EST]
Score: +0
Thanks for your nice comments, people. We have submitted another song, so keep your ears peeled.
ScottT [1/28/2007 2:30:44 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
This is just too cool...I've been singing it since I first heard it in the battles. The funky chicken dance!!
itchybrother [1/28/2007 10:39:08 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
Commander Yo [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I think I need a burger...
chickadee [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Okay, my vote has to go to this fun barnyard stuff. I just know the chorus is going to be stuck in my head tomorrow. Gee, thanks.
thecosmicputon [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
i dig it
itchybrother [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
this song is utterly butterly. It's a strange song, sure, but the chord progression in the chorus kills me, I love it. I think with weirder songs you don't expect the music to be so great, but the penguins know what they're doing. Dang I dig this song.
Hello party people, Haggis here, bringing you the farmyard funk.

The pigs are breakdancing, they're spinning in the mud.
Here comes Haggis, the orange Highland stud.
Haggis the Wondercow, Daisy is his lady.

The dogs herd the sheep into the conformity pen.
Haggis comes by and lets them out again.
Haggis the Wondercow, Daisy is his lady.

Haggis the Wondercow,
He plays funk but we don't know how.
Let's save him from the slaughterhouse,
Together we have the power.
Haggis the Wondercow,
He plays funk but we don't know how.
Let's save him from the slaughterhouse,
Together we have the power.

Now the herds have heard Haggis,
They are all black sheep.
Don't shear off their afros or they'll make you weep.
Haggis the Wondercow, Daisy is his lady.

Those punk roosters don't stand a chance
With the chickens unless they learn the funky chicken dance.
Haggis the Wondercow, Daisy is his lady.

"Hey guys, let's head over to the dairy, check out the cows, make some milkshakes..."
"Hey Haggis, you know, that Daisy is udderly budderly!"
"I'd shake her milk!"
"Put a cud in it, beefwit!"
"Hey Haggis."
"Hey Daisy, wanna go somewhere a bit quieter?"
"Sure, although we are on a farmyard."

"Daisy, you make me feel so good.
Lets do what you know we should.
I'm a funky cow in a funked up world,
Though the grass is always greener when you're standing outside."

People think Highland cows are Emo
With our fringe over our eyes.
Don't be fooled by laid-back moves, we know how to jive.
Haggis the Wondercow, Daisy is his lady.

That night in the farmyard, the barn was jumping.
All animals at peace because all animals were funking.
Haggis the Wondercow, Daisy is his lady.

Haggis the Wondercow,
He plays funk but we don't know how.
Let's save him from the slaughterhouse,
Together we have the power.
Haggis the Wondercow,
He plays funk but we don't know how.
Let's save him from the slaughterhouse,
Together we have the power.
Together we have the power,
Together we have the power.
Together we have the power,
Together we have the power.
Booed Offstage (1)
Cannibus Rex [7/25/2007 7:36:43 AM EST]
Score: +10
Rated 5 stars
HIGHlarious

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