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2/8/2015 CliveAnders 5813 CliveAnders
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2/15/2007

The Penguin Disagrees - The Penguin Disagrees is a band from Oxford, England. It was initially set up to confuse people at open-mike nights, but has since developed its musical scope and willingness to try new things while remaining true to its roots: We write songs, the penguin disagrees; we add a cheeky latin beat or a flute solo, the penguin is placated. 
I Have To Say I Love You In A Solo
Genre: Comedy
Weighted Rating: [7 Votes, 4 Stars]
Views: 1,240
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Liner Notes
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [12/13/2012 7:15:42 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
love this band
wayne monges [7/4/2007 4:00:47 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
cute lyric, hysterical delivery, but please do real solos, not midi emulations. Then I'd buy it, maybe
GoingtothePoolhouse [2/16/2007 12:28:52 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
You had me at the title and the rest is just gravy.
ScottT [2/15/2007 3:55:50 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
This is band that knows how to really have fun. Hats off to you folks. Quirky...I love it.
aaronlife [2/15/2007 1:47:41 PM EST]
Score: +0
enjoyable
dougthedrummer [2/15/2007 1:13:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
I'd reverse the solos. Start with the highest frequency guitar solo, get her top chakras going. Then the sitar, get her throat going (communication). Then the organ solo with those mid freqs to get her heart chakra open (you know how important that is), maybe dip down into those low frequencies a couple of times to hint at what's coming. Then, it's wide open man. Slam her with that bass solo and watch those lower chakras open wide. Ooh, maybe even take the tempo down there, around 70 bpm, and there'd be no stopping her.......That is the goal, isn't it?
itchybrother [2/15/2007 11:00:13 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
I'll never pimp you out to fund my habit. Just what everyone wants to hear from their lover. Skip the chocolates, skip the diamonds, just tell me you want to inject me into your blood stream as you play me an achingly sweet bass guitar solo.

awesome.
WILLBMUSIC [2/15/2007 8:20:45 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
star time....... 2 stars from wallace, 2 stars from grommit. Tell Haggis we said Hi!
firth5a [2/15/2007 7:55:18 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
It's a comedy song and it made me laugh - especially the sitar solo.

Brilliant!!
unintended [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
It was wierd and i like wierd
tunedn [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
the vocals are way out of key
ScottT [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Another good one. The vocals on this remind me a little of Richard Sinclair in his Hatfield and the North days.
WILLBMUSIC [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
while listening to this I imagine Wallace and Grommit sipping bahama momas in the carribean while Haggis sunbathes on the beach. This really would make a great soundtrack for Wallace and Grommit though.
singmetofire [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
um...
Your smile's the hook that reels me in,
You weight your words and bait your breath with your lips.
I'm wriggling on the floor of the boat,
Time to hit me with the mallet.

Oh crap I've done it again.
Cliches just show that I like fishing,
And not that I like you.
So I have to say I love you in a bass guitar solo.

You're such a fox, you've made me your dog.
You lead me on a merry chase through the woods.
Until I catch you and it gets a bit rough
And the men on horseback come to break things up.

Oh crap I've done it again.
Cliches just show that I like foxhunting,
And not that I think that you're a fox.
So I have to say I love you in an organ solo.

When I'm with you I cannot lose.
I'd risk everything to be with you.
You make me feel like a million dollars.
I'd never pimp you out to fund my habit.

Oh crap I've done it again.
Cliches just show that I'm a compulsive gambler,
And not that I have strong feelings for you.
So I have to say I love you in a sitar solo.

I'm higher on you than on any drug.
You're expensive but I'm willing to pay any amount.
You're bright as a needle,
I want to inject you into my bloodstream.

Oh crap I've done it again.
Cliches just show that I'm a heroin addict,
And not that I'm becoming addicted to you.
So I have to say I love you in an electric guitar solo.

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