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4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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5/25/2007

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew - Captain Dan and his Scurvy Crew have been sailing the coasts of Florida for over 10,000 days! We're REAL pirates, I tell ya. We'll swashbuckle you all with our phat rhymes! We have the real pirate hip hop. All hands on deck! The only rap crew with Buccaneer technique! 
Flint Lock Glock
Genre: Hip Hop
Weighted Rating: [3 Votes, 3.83 Stars]
Views: 5,262
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Liner Notes
wayne monges [7/2/2007 9:56:14 AM EST]
Score: +0
aaaaarrrrhhhh!
aaronlife [5/30/2007 7:50:40 PM EST]
Score: +0
arggh, i just saw the pirates movie, and it be entertaining, the lass is hot as ever, and that's as much as i'll tell from these lips...
Mr. Bratty [5/26/2007 11:35:14 AM EST]
Score: +0
argh indeed.
aaronlife [5/25/2007 6:46:32 PM EST]
Score: +0
i may try to see pirates tomorrow as a matinee, will report back... aARRRR
unklesam [5/25/2007 5:23:45 PM EST]
Score: +0
you know: that itch you get when you're in a hot room with tight pants, and your balls itch? that itch, it's the same feeling I get listening to you. Defninte pirates of the carribean type stuff a must have for the goons that like this, kind of like Barney 2.0 music for the new generation of cracker rappers.
TheBuyer [5/25/2007 1:02:43 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
I love this stupid thing.
ScottT [5/25/2007 10:24:33 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
It's as if the Spongebob dude drank way too much rum.
firth5a [5/25/2007 10:14:05 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
"I like to cause a fuss with my blunderbuss" - ooohh, matron.

How can you not like a song with that line? Not sure that Glock ever made a flintlock, though - but that's splitting hairs - on the whole this is a fun take on rap which, although the ethos behind the song is over used in the genre, is a refreshing change.

By the way, why are pirates called pirates?

'Cos they AAARRRRR.

(Joke courtesy of firth junior #1)
aaronlife [5/25/2007 9:34:06 AM EST]
Score: +0
plus, pirates get a lot of booty, and i'm down with that, yo ho hos and a bottle of rum... dig?
unklesam [5/25/2007 8:21:56 AM EST]
Score: +0
pirates are popular these days
it's a winning combo
loveisenvy [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
the music was alright but then the vocals came in and ruined it.
ScottT [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Fun song
Commander Yo [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
The other song was also good but how could you NOT vote for pirate rap!
aaronlife [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
clever, well timed to capitalize on the release of the latest pirates of caribbean johnny depp movie, you need a plastic lunchbox with logo to help market the cd single...
ARRRRR this be Pirate Hip-Hop!! Prepare yourself for the salty seas, it's a journey you won't soon forget!!!

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