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wayne monges -  
Weighted Rating: [9 Votes, 4.06 Stars]
Views: 2,504
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Featured Review
wordgirl62 [7/24/2007 5:43:34 PM EST]
Score: +30
Rated 4.5 stars
Super laid-back jazzy and swanky! I can see Pepe Le Peu in a French nightclub, sipping a Mimosa, and staring unnervingly at the little black cat with the stripe down her back...She would be getting quite nervous if she wasn't already half-way to getting full-on drunk...Methinks she'll have her regrets come the morning's first light....Meeeoooww!

Wayne, you've got something unique about your work that I respect; thinking up criticism seems quite useless. I like it though it's not my usual cup of decaf...Don't listen to these crapazoids and these crapitolists...Do your own thing, 'cause it 's workin'.
Liner Notes
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/26/2007 1:55:27 PM EST]
Score: +10
ah, the key of d minor. the saddest of all keys. when people hear it they just weep.
lick my love pump!
partialreptile [7/25/2007 2:12:40 PM EST]
Score: +10
mmm, where's that clown fringe when you're expecting him to stick his nose in?
partialreptile [7/25/2007 1:59:48 PM EST]
Score: +10
Cool, new comments to yay and boo. Before anybody else does it and blames me, I was just joking, I didn't touch anything.
unklesam [7/25/2007 1:59:12 PM EST]
Score: +0
I have a feeling I know who captain bringdown is and Its not gonna be so funny when I bringdown his songs

what's this anonymous vandalism #@&%!e that you're posting all over you douchebag?
wordgirl62 [7/25/2007 1:56:26 PM EST]
Score: +0
This IS fun! haha
captain bringdown [7/25/2007 2:19:14 AM EST]
Score: +0
there's a Spaniard in the works. And his name is PR
sedrite [7/24/2007 11:29:24 PM EST]
Score: +0
love will keep us together
unklesam [7/24/2007 8:13:31 PM EST]
Score: +0
this is fun!
unklesam [7/24/2007 6:58:50 PM EST]
Score: +0
you suck too reptile!! ahahhaa

just kidding
partialreptile [7/24/2007 6:37:11 PM EST]
Score: -20
Oh look, my last comment's been boo'd already, that's a surprise. Lets see how long this one takes...
partialreptile [7/24/2007 6:03:24 PM EST]
Score: +2
Leaving the various crap I've been spewing all night aside for a moment:

Actually WM, i yay'd itchy's comment, hence the line:

Bloody hell, someone yay'd itchy's comment, tut, tut, that's someone just trying to stirr trouble...

people obviously haven't picked up at this point that I'm about as sarcastic as they come and do love to stirr trouble as much as I can, I boo'd bringdown's comment that was featured at the time and then I yay'd someone elses, I can't remember whos, I've lost track, I think it might have been Jim Pearson's original featured comment, so long story short, I said yay for itchy and jim, boo for bringdown and finally I added a yay for your own, 'I AM the crappalizer, Bratty' comment because I thought it was quite funny.

I yay'd itchy's comment because, while I didn't agree with them, he made a few valid points, and he took the time to give some in depth feedback (allbeit he took the time 6 months ago)

I boo'd bringdown because at the time he was featured and to be honest, I thought his comment was wasting space at the top of the page, nothing personal or against his opinions, it just said nothing about the track, wasn't that funny, and I thought some of the other comments were a little more valid.

I've left for an hour and by jesus this has gotten a little out of control in such a short time, I don't think I've ever seen so many boo's on a page.

Anyway, time to step out of this. again, a great song, and apologies for contributing to the sudden and active hijacking of your feature page.
unklesam [7/24/2007 5:21:26 PM EST]
Score: +1
Rated 0.5 stars
ok I dont have much time but lessee - crappy song, I hate the capt, I cant stand itchy, and this site sucks.

screw hippies too
captain bringdown [7/24/2007 5:01:10 PM EST]
Score: -10
tht was really funny Aaron, ya skinny ass hippie punk!
aaronlife [7/24/2007 4:59:22 PM EST]
Score: -18
the only solution is to attack the entire page, collateral damage is necessary to ensure you get them all... just give me a moment to get my things and move to another song thread.
captain bringdown [7/24/2007 4:58:40 PM EST]
Score: -20
whom would Jesus attack?
captain bringdown [7/24/2007 4:53:42 PM EST]
Score: -20
you mean you don't know "whom" to attack? QC would be amused!
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/24/2007 4:50:16 PM EST]
Score: -20
just be nice to Captain Bringdown, please
unklesam [7/24/2007 4:45:23 PM EST]
Score: -10
?? I dont know who to attack
itchybrother [7/24/2007 4:26:00 PM EST]
Score: +2
at no point was any sweat lost, I can assure you. Clearly the comment was booed to de-feature it.

the reviews here are as much for passers by to read and comment on as they are for the song submitter. I had nothing new to add for your eyes, that's true, but I felt my comments were valid and so I posted them here for some contrast. That was my point.

But if you want more, like it's too slow, kinda boring, well played but not really enjoyable, I could oblige.
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/24/2007 4:05:36 PM EST]
Score: +0
don't sweat it itchy. I'm sure PR just booed your comment to get it out of the featured spot, not cause he doesn't respect your opinion.
As for me, I don't see the point of your pasting a review that I've already read. Tell me something I don't already know.
aaronlife [7/24/2007 4:01:25 PM EST]
Score: +0
yeah itchy, i didn't even pay attention to the lyrics... it's true, the lyrics aren't all great, and i agree that's what the song needs to take it better... but the sound wows me.... 'keeps your distance' is a good line here. "sip your mimosa" is a nice image and perfect for the arrangement.
itchybrother [7/24/2007 3:03:49 PM EST]
Score: +0
I just found it funny rep, that someone yayed my comment, then quickly someone else gave it a big fat boo. I only have one account here so I know it wasn't me. So I was all like, ooo. People commenting mostly like the song, and that's great. But then someone (me) comes along and posts a review that isn't glowing and it gets a boo. Just found it funny. Like, sorry to interupt your little love fest, scoob.
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/24/2007 3:00:14 PM EST]
Score: +0
don't do that Shane. It'll overstimulate yer brain. What you gotta do is just remove and invert your harddrive.
partialreptile [7/24/2007 2:47:16 PM EST]
Score: -10
"heaven forbid someone 'doesn't' like this song" - You didn't like it. Or Maybe you did, I'm confused. I've been standing on my head trying to see Gus Watkins' profile pic and it's rushed blood to it. Is this the Fun Lovin' Criminals' song?
sedrite [7/24/2007 2:38:23 PM EST]
Score: +0
you can vote, just not for yourself...
sedrite [7/24/2007 2:37:53 PM EST]
Score: -20
been trying to work out a way to fit in a Toni Tennille joke that Captain Bringdown can be the butt of but it just seems like the one that got away at this point.
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/24/2007 2:37:44 PM EST]
Score: +0
this is really amusing kids. quite a battle going on for that "Featured Review"
too bad I can't vote
itchybrother [7/24/2007 2:35:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
itchybrother [7/24/2007 2:31:46 PM EST]
Score: +0
crap, can't even type.

heaven forbid someone 'doesn't' like this song
itchybrother [7/24/2007 2:30:49 PM EST]
Score: -20
itchybrother [7/24/2007 2:29:26 PM EST]
Score: +0
oooo...heaven forbid someone does like the song...
partialreptile [7/24/2007 2:25:33 PM EST]
Score: -10
I'm not semireptilian, I'm just a cold blooded bastard. Ha ha, I've got a better critic score than you, my yay's an boo's count more na na na na na. seriously though, am I the only one it scares that I have a 10/10, How the #@&%! was that worked out. I should never have that much power. An angel called Lucifer started a war in heaven some time ago to stop me from ever getting that kind of power...
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/24/2007 2:10:50 PM EST]
Score: +0
Thanks, PR. Don't mind the Capt. He's a VERY good friend of mine. He's just, what's that expression? Taking the piss?
captain bringdown [7/24/2007 2:08:52 PM EST]
Score: +0
Yes, semireptilian, it does say something that you didn't notice the verbed guitar at the beginning: it says you weren't paying attention.
And WM is not kidding when he says he IS the crappalizer. This could have been even crappier if he had turned up the levels on himself.
partialreptile [7/24/2007 1:57:10 PM EST]
Score: -10
Rated 5 stars
Bloody hell, someone yay'd itchy's comment, tut, tut, that's someone just trying to stirr trouble...

I HATE verbed guitar, note ringouts, and I didn't even notice them on this 'til 2nd listen, so that should say something. I loved the alternating q'ing on the vocals, and nicely panned, sound like something I would have done - the effect, not the vocals :) the performance is also excellent, and the track was extreamly captivating, I was even sorry when it ended (hence the second listen).
Great performance, great flow, great track.

A personal favourite from Mr. Monges' corner of the Wibbly, Wobbly, Wonder and a very well deserved feature.

I think this is the first song I've ever given 5 stars to.
wayne monges (song submitter) [7/24/2007 1:56:32 PM EST]
Score: +0
I AM the crappalizer, Bratty
captain bringdown [7/24/2007 1:14:50 PM EST]
Score: -10
that was very lazy, itch. you deserve a boo for that, slacker!
Jeff Joseph [7/24/2007 12:58:07 PM EST]
Score: +0
It's really good. Two ideas though, the sax would be sweet with a bunch of reverb, and if the tempo was up just a little, it could be like a Elliot Smith song during the chorus. Cool the way it is too
itchybrother [7/24/2007 9:52:39 AM EST]
Score: -11
welp, I'm feeling very copy and pasty today so I will c&p my review from garageband, dated 01/12/2007:

mimosa is a great word, but it can't carry a song
the music is ok. I feel the sultry smokey mood you're going for but something here misses. Maybe its the lyrics. they're almost interesting, but not quite. Of course your best rhyme / line is the part about sipping a mimosa. That's probably the most exciting thing about the song. I want more of that in the song. The rest of the rhymes and phrases are forgettable, and I think that's what this song needs.
Mr. Bratty [7/24/2007 9:38:59 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
it's, well, it's too good. it would be better if it wasn't so good. can you make it less good? like maybe do a really sloppy remix and run it through a crappalizer or something? add some really bad dr. rhythm drum sounds! that'll do it. just crap it up big and you'll be onto something. crappy.
aaronlife [7/24/2007 9:27:00 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
wow, captain bringdown has been castrated and is rendered useless here... phenomenal job.
balcerebon [7/24/2007 8:24:20 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
nice work
captain bringdown [7/24/2007 8:15:55 AM EST]
Score: -20
alternate title: Mouseclicks and Metronomes
chickadee [7/24/2007 7:53:59 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
ScottT [7/24/2007 7:34:50 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
smooth...the sax is a nice touch
JimPearson [7/24/2007 7:28:58 AM EST]
Score: -9
Rated 5 stars
hmmm... I'm sure I left a comment on this when I voted... anyway, this was the first WM song I ever heard, about a year ago on I was immediately struck by this guy's originality, musically, lyrically. I have finally got my hands on his CD "Out there". He should be rich.
chickadee [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Wow! Really dreamy sexy wayne!
unklesam [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
you are an impeccable artist, and sort of great, work on the greatness though, maybe approach from a different angle - just kidding, I just hope to learn something from your finely crafted pieces whilst I exist on the fizz
wordgirl62 [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Super laid-back jazzy and swanky! I can see Pepe Le Peu in a French nightclub, sipping a Mimosa, and staring unnervingly at the little black cat with the stripe down her back...She would be getting quite nervous if she wasn't already half-way to getting full-on drunk...Methinks she'll have her regrets come the morning's first light....Meeeoooww!
DaveOD [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Damn, that was good.
DonnieDarko [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Awesome Song Wayneman
Really liked the ending gesture!! Super cool
The lyrics are awesome (along with the perfect mood carried by the song)
Was a little up and down about the sax solo, but it works so damn well...IDK

One of the best songs I've heard on the fizz in a while
sax: Jamison Smeltz

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