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7/23/2007

aaronlife - aaron sugarman is also singer/songwriter/guitarist for Deepwater Sunshine, and also 1/2 of the duo singer/songwriter/guitarist project called Poolhouse 
Down on Miami - featuring the Sugarmez Tropical Ja
By aaronlife 
Genre: World Music
Rejection Reason: Lay Off The Maca, Freak
Weighted Rating: [6 Votes, 4.48 Stars]
Views: 2,967
Featured Review
Sputnikov [7/23/2007 9:54:30 AM EST]
Score: +40
i have ordered my wife to wear mono-kini at all times while doing her housework to accentuate her large, pendulous breasts and wide hips. who knows? maybe child #10 will be coming soon! thanks for the tips on the maca, aaronlife! you are the man!
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Liner Notes
aaronlife [3/21/2013 7:51:39 AM EST]
Score: +0
fun song
Babar Klunj [3/20/2013 8:38:32 PM EST]
Score: +0
Thawing out.
Babar Klunj [10/10/2010 8:32:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
good to hear from you buddy....hope you get the itch soon.
aaronlife [10/10/2010 6:56:07 PM EST]
Score: +0
i'm around, just in a non-creative non-musical phase. dormancy is a good word for it. filling myself up on all the new spy shows on tv, waiting for the guitar itch to return. hope y'all are well.

Babar Klunj [10/8/2010 8:08:21 PM EST]
Score: +0
I miss Aaron...
aaronlife [5/6/2010 8:46:09 AM EST]
Score: +0
yep, getting warm
Babar Klunj [5/5/2010 8:56:13 PM EST]
Score: +0
Bump...it's getting closer to summer.
unklespaz [11/16/2009 11:27:31 PM EST]
Score: +0
Believe me! I flickr'd it. I studied the subject very well! Yes
unklespaz [11/16/2009 11:26:59 PM EST]
Score: +0
Believe me! I flickr'd it. I studied the subject very well! Yes
aaronlife [11/16/2009 8:45:29 PM EST]
Score: +0
in case anyone is wondering what a monokini is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monokini

unklespam [11/16/2009 4:44:02 PM EST]
Score: +0
I'll keep bumping as long as there are mono kinis around!
Richie Isaacs [11/16/2009 3:54:57 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
Awesome bump indeed, would make a great MEZ bonus track methinx...
THENAKEDBEACH [11/16/2009 10:27:11 AM EST]
Score: +0
miami girls are irresistible that's for sure.
unklespaz [11/16/2009 3:02:28 AM EST]
Score: +0
good bump!! I'm warmer in the snow just hearing this beaut!
Babar Klunj [11/15/2009 8:56:17 PM EST]
Score: +0
Another bump...also for just the #@&%! of it.
aaron-life (song submitter) [10/8/2008 9:15:50 PM EST]
Score: +0
if sarah palin was vice president, would we see blurred pictures of her in a mono-kini in The National Enquirer?
partialreptile [7/26/2007 10:08:51 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
Kinda funky.
unklesam [7/25/2007 12:09:45 PM EST]
Score: +0
whatcha doin watchin Little mermaid
sedrite [7/25/2007 11:02:14 AM EST]
Score: +0
aaron = sebastian from 'little mermaid'...

plus I like the fact that in the photo Aaron looks like he is completely zortched out of his gourd...on bottled water...

drfringe [7/23/2007 8:23:47 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
that's kick butt dude! or dudes! yeah miami, you lucky bastards!

chickadee [7/23/2007 8:05:35 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
Tropicalmez!
WILLBMUSIC [7/23/2007 8:05:34 PM EST]
Score: +0
aaron IS the new hippie ass punk of redfizz
WILLBMUSIC [7/23/2007 8:04:58 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
a five banger colaboration effort.
Martian Ear Zit [7/23/2007 10:11:54 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
Another fine example of Fizzers getting together across the nation to work on music.
aaronlife [7/23/2007 10:02:11 AM EST]
Score: +0
yes, sputnikov, i use the term 'monokini' in the european sense of a bikini bottom worn with no top, the americans have hijacked the term and use it to describe a sexy one-piece that makes use of various straps to hide the nipples, the original monokini was a great breakthrough for modern man and woman...

http://www.designervintage.com/images/gr1.jpg

aaronlife [7/23/2007 9:56:32 AM EST]
Score: +0
haha, and great rejection reason qc!
wordgirl62 [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Ricky! Lucy wants to Samba!
DaveOD [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
A middle eight away. Nice little tune, but too little of it.
ScottT [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Fizzing across the USA
Mr. Bratty [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
damn! i just found out what a mono-kini is! god, i miss the beach...
Down on Miami

featuring the Sugarmez Tropical Jazz Trio...

The Martian Ear Zit, from the Czech Republic, contacted me about doing a collaboration. They heard my song Down on Miami on RedFizz and had it translated. Once they understood what a monokini was, they became quite horny and asked permission to cover the tune.

The resulting song, in Czech, was quickly banned upon release by the Czech Government. Apparently, certain Gov't Cabinet members couldn't handle the imagery, and the public at large had yet to consider the possibility of removing a bikini top at a public beach.

The government feared a major cultural breakdown and all copies, both physical and electronic, of the song were destroyed. The MEZ was threatened by Gov't Goons if they didn't cease playing the song live in Prague cafes, as women were throwing themselves topless at Martian Ear Zit members.

As a result, MEZ approached me again about singing the words in English, for the American website RedFizz, where freedom of speech exists for all except NovaVox.

I was honored, and the result is here.

Down On Miami

Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami
There is a girl I love her so...

She's got those freckled eyes
That really light her smile
And when she wears her monokini
In South Beach style...

I really love her so...

Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami
There is a girl I love her so...

She's got the nicest body
That I've seen on the beach
And when she takes off her bikini top
Well, I start to reach

For the sunscreen

Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami
There is a girl I love her so...

Where I lived before
Well, it was so cold
But now I'm warm
Lying in the sun

And I love it so...

Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami, oh
Down on Miami
There is a girl I love her so...

words and music copyright 2003 Aaron Sugarman

performance copyright 2007 MEZ, Sugarman

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