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2/8/2015 CliveAnders 5813 CliveAnders
4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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Artifact - stoner rock with a dash of alt country 
Scott Pack the Bowl (feat ponce de leon)
By Artifact 
Weighted Rating: [4 Votes, 4.25 Stars]
Views: 1,796
alexanderstrung [3/31/2009 8:50:50 AM EST]
Score: +0
Nomad - sure.

Actually, I would elaborate but I don't remember why I wrote that. I don't think it had anything to do with this song, though. I also don't think I was being entirely serious.
unklespaz [3/30/2009 7:08:54 PM EST]
Score: +0
the comments on this song say as much about it as the song itself

Nomad (song submitter) [3/30/2009 5:36:31 PM EST]
Score: +0
care to elaborate alex?
Babar Klunj [3/30/2009 4:50:36 PM EST]
Score: +0
None of us do.
alexanderstrung [3/30/2009 4:32:20 PM EST]
Score: +0
I don't understand this place
paulmars [3/29/2009 10:54:28 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
Travis/Conquistador is the best bad singer around. Lazy or whatever, it works.

Sputnikov [3/29/2009 10:53:08 PM EST]
Score: +0
enough of the chit-chat. pack a tight one for me and fed ex that bad boy to fresno!
Nomad (song submitter) [3/29/2009 10:45:09 PM EST]
Score: +0
nor do i approve irregular elephant. the kitty and the hamster never get peer pressured but they are free to join in if they choose. jerry garcia and bob marley are but spiritual onlookers. i understand and appreciate your concerns.
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [3/29/2009 8:25:51 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
Nicely done, semi-lightweight effort. The lyrics are cool. Still, I am concerned with the obvious stoning of hamsters, cats, and dead people. If you or I want to get high, that is our choice. But animals and sucky dead guys do not have a choice. This suggests an abuse of animals and dead guys. Maybe you aren't exhaling bong hits into the kitty containing paper bag. BUt this could inspire such deviant behavior in others. I for one, don't approve.
Richie Isaacs [3/29/2009 4:53:54 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
Tis a thing of beauty indeed.
Sputnikov [3/29/2009 3:48:02 PM EST]
Score: +0
this is lovely.
Ruud Slingerland [3/29/2009 5:16:02 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4.5 stars
This should have been a feature. So beautiful. Is this you singing conquistador? Real nice. This gives me a lazy American Music Club feel. A wonderful job, guys.
arpmoog [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Sleepwalking singer lost in the mix.
paulmars [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I'm no stoner, but hey, I liked this a lot. The lazy voice worked well for voice and beautiful guitar sounds. Feature.
JonTree [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I'd have liked this if it had more serious vocals and more interesting chords
fullerfox [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
A good tune, but I wish the singer was trying a little bit harder. "Lazy" vocals can work, but I think that this particular song needs more impassioned singing.
Sputnikov [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
pack it with love.
ScottT [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
OK...I've packed the what?
Richie Isaacs [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
I like it,a little Chris Rea going on in there vocal wise,it's good to HAVE vocals on one of your pieces and for me it works well.
conquistador [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
i wont vote on this because those are my velvety smooth pipes singing on this.
That Guy from ELO [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
somehow I knew paul was no stoner
this is real cool though. Its somewhat funny but with a seriousness to it. a tip of the cap to all of the greats...
Ruud Slingerland [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
A beautiful song. I love it how the vocals came in with the drums. Lyrics make me smile in an abstract way. This is a wonderful job, Nomad. Feature!!! Great voice by the way.
aaron-life [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
nice sentiment, nice singing and playing, brotherly pot love, is it time for a new season of Weeds yet?

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