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5/11/2009

Shat Benatar - Damaged 
Sores o' Love
Rejection Reason: None Specified
Weighted Rating: [5 Votes, 4.79 Stars]
Views: 3,501
Featured Review
simpleone [1/8/2010 1:27:15 PM EST]
Score: +16
winner winner dog #@&%! dinner !!! come on people.. And you wonder why the music scene is falling to pieces. Ya gotta learn to play the god damn instrument. Not just that two finger power chord sliding around thing. Once ya learn then do as you will, but this is non sense.. The vocals are.. come on... I mean, whats the point if we are gonna not call it as it is...
stedman [3/16/2013 12:45:52 PM EST]
Score: +0
I would have voted feature if i would have made it here in time.
blue team go [11/17/2012 2:39:57 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
wow in the middle you made me like it when the trashed guitar came in. yep like it and power chords do work, don't worry about those fancy smarties. i would not even want to see what they have in there record, (cd collection), if i did i would most likely puke all over it, and hang out with there mother vs. them.
theleptonkid [1/7/2012 11:49:20 AM EST]
Score: +1
I actually like this song
unklespaz [11/12/2011 1:57:40 PM EST]
Score: -1
the fact that you take this seriously says a lot about you
T_rollins [11/9/2011 7:30:50 PM EST]
Score: +9
Audio diarrhea. Sincerely hope this is supposed to be some kind of joke.
Hazernomical [10/6/2011 3:11:29 AM EST]
Score: +1
Rated 3.5 stars
WTF why would you tease my ears like that the end is definitely in need of some more time in this song
KeavesSharpy [3/22/2011 3:55:17 PM EST]
Score: +0
hahaha shat benetar: Red Fizz's red headed step child!
beastia [10/11/2010 5:23:10 PM EST]
Score: +0
your voice has a nice timbre to it, but your performance here is weak. mix is terrible and sparse. Everything is too loud, and there's so much digital noise. Once the band came in i liked it much more. The song has a sort of dirty disgusting quality......sores of luve? poultice?......shat benatar is a funny band name for about 2 seconds.
Nitwit [7/11/2010 3:52:35 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
this could very well be an outtake from the pod... reading all of the negative below, i had to check it out. seems there is much much worse toss offs on this site, did you spit in someones blow or something? i like this song just fine... your project has always added the sores to this site that are sorely needed...
Richie Isaacs [1/8/2010 2:52:10 PM EST]
Score: +4
Rated 5 stars
power chords, root note and a fifth above...bliss)
unklespaz [1/8/2010 2:39:53 PM EST]
Score: +0
that's the best comment ever Simpleone !
Mateusvanhalen [8/25/2009 4:18:13 PM EST]
Score: +4
this song actually cured my syfilis..
shat benatar (song submitter) [5/13/2009 5:20:31 AM EST]
Score: +3
Talent? What is this "talent" thing you are referring to? And for what it's worth, Gnome-y, this one was not intended to be funny. But, we did perform it for the graduating class of Sister Philomena's middle school...caused a #@&%!ing riot with the shorties...
unklespaz [5/12/2009 1:01:28 PM EST]
Score: -3
hmmm, porn references aren't exactly for everyone, it's kinda how I feel about Christian rock lyrics to be honest, or about 1/2 the jizzy commercial cuuntry on the radio
Nomad [5/12/2009 1:02:58 AM EST]
Score: -3
it wasnt this song so much as his entire ouevre. i probably misspelled that.
unklespaz [5/12/2009 12:49:08 AM EST]
Score: +5
I'd say bring in the heavy part earlier and more often like a chorus and you got a winner
unklespaz [5/12/2009 12:20:12 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
vehement comments tickle me funny
Jasper Mcdoogle and his Blue Pants [5/11/2009 11:34:48 PM EST]
Score: +3
When I saw Nomad's comment I just had to check this song out. If something aggravates someone that much I want to see why. It's a nice little song. I liked it before the heavy guitars came in. I didn't think you were trying to be funny, but that's just me.
Nomad [5/11/2009 5:28:36 PM EST]
Score: -3
what i dont understand is why you use your talents to make such profoundly unfunny songs. are all your friends fourth graders or something? does anybody really find this kind of thing funny over and over and over again? its not edgy, its not funny, its more sad than anything. the saddest thing is that the music itself is usually better than average.
Sputnikov [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
ukelele is just ubiquitous these days, i'nit?
derailleur [posted during evaluation]
Score: +4
You should get those sores checked out.
unklespaz [posted during evaluation]
Score: +4
dude you deserve your own stage, mostly far away from the others where you wont infect the perplexed visitors

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