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ghengus23: great down dirty country rock feelin' from the start. Reminds me of social distortion. Not sure if...


Hawaiian Mcdoogle - To clear up any confusion on this site, 

This bands prominent members are Brian Hawaiian (also know as evitageN) and Jasper Mcdoogle (known as that mainly).  Damndog is our good friend Jesse who does not work with us on any of our songs.  Jasper Mcdoogle plays on some of his tracks though.  

Myself and Jasper were Fred Tee and the Johnsons previously but we folded when our drummer left and changed the name.  Dan Rab is a part of Meat Machine II.
Natural Tanning versus That Awful Artifical ----
Genre: Experimental
Weighted Rating: [4 Votes, 2.88 Stars]
Views: 1,782
Liner Notes
MeatMachineII [8/16/2009 11:08:59 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 5 stars
Greatest song. Those drums are nutty.
HawaiianMcdoogle (song submitter) [5/31/2009 4:32:52 PM EST]
Score: +0
Thanks guys

-Brian Hawaiian
Ruud Slingerland [5/31/2009 8:45:18 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
I enjoyed this, although the Mothers are all over the place.
Richie Isaacs [5/31/2009 4:03:08 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3 stars
I sense in you fellow goofballs.
Is nice to know I'm not alone on this planet anymore :P
HawaiianMcdoogle (song submitter) [5/28/2009 4:25:08 PM EST]
Score: +0
hahaha Thanks Unklespaz

Thanks to everyone else for the other comments...

-Brian Hawaiian
unklespaz [5/28/2009 8:28:28 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 0.5 stars
reminds me of a bunch of marines from the 50s that got stuck in a recording booth at a mall and asked to create a commercial. You have this weird vibe from the past. I think you're actually time travelers or reborn buddy holly band members

good song guys
Jasper Mcdoogle and his Blue Pants [5/28/2009 12:56:16 AM EST]
Score: +0
Thanks for the comments.
Babar Klunj [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Feature....this is the #@&%!!!!!!
singmetofire [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
you guys are so weird
IrREGULAR ELEPHAnT [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
That kick drum sounds like a plastic bucket. Not anywhere near as good as Humbler Grumbling. Still interesting enough for multiple inspection. The marimba is a nice touch. I love the guitar. Natural tanning indeed. The ending was superb. Just weird enough to freak out Mr. white collar normal Joe.
jsandlin71 [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
This would be the weirdest song to be featured on RedFizz...Mothers of Invention anyone?
Nitwit [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Natural Tanning vs. That Awful Artificial Shit (Brian Hawaiian)
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Jasper Mcdoogle - Guitar & Background Vocals
Brian Hawaiian - Bass & Lead Vocals
Dan Rab - Drums, Marimba & Background Vocals
Chris Moschetti - Background Vocals

Recorded and Mixed by Chris Moschetti