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2/29/2012

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - Jehovah's Witness Protection Program is a NC based                              power trio blasting a rawking sound loosely described as Twisted Americana. Our songs are an assortment of humorous originals, sometimes heavy with a deep, infectious groove. The topics are harvested from 
a fine Southern tradition of irreverent absurdity. JWPP treatment of selected covers makes certain that those songs will be unlike you have ever heard them before, or will again.
 
Milfy Cougar Momma
Genre: Rock
Weighted Rating: [2 Votes, 2.46 Stars]
Views: 1,133
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Liner Notes
Pynner [3/3/2012 5:18:21 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 4 stars
Reminds me of the 90s. The kind of song that would probably stick to you if you heard it two or three times. I doubt the kids today would like it, but I would. Just needs to be a bit louder for these times. Listen to Josh Homme's stuff to match his productions. I bet layered guitars would add to it nicely, more distortion. And the vocals could be a little more badass. Try doubling them through the whole song?

Second stage, just not badass enough for my tastes.

Oh, I see. Once you hear the end of the song you want to click feature, I get it.
KeavesSharpy [2/29/2012 5:05:24 PM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 2 stars
I remember when I was in my late teens/early twenties (late 80's, early 90's,) there was a time I was looking for a band to play with. Lots of bands were looking for guitar players, and I went on a lot of auditions. Some of the bands had demo tapes. That always made me happy because I would be able to hear what they did and decide if I wanted to audition.

With all due respect, this sounds a lot like those local bands that I chose not to audition for. There's absolutely nothing here that strikes me as new or original, and the ending puts an exclamation to that point. (was that a pun?) You're a three piece, right? Find a 4th member, some weird antisocial singer guy with amazing ideas. Because right now you sound like a band I would have rejected a chance to play a show with even 20 years ago
Babar Klunj [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
There ya go.
nofollowing [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Rockin tune, reminds me of Slade/Twisted Sister . Way to go.
unklespaz [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
too flawless. funniest title too - you have to be alumni right?
ministerofrenvy [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
The verse is okay, but it doesn't go anywhere. The style is pretty tired also, as singmetobuyer eloquently stated.
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Making fun of milfs is uncalled for
Minus 3 points for your assinine lyrics
I'm sorry you didn't get signed in the 80s and have to work in a autobody shop
Do me a favor and stop inhaling paint fumes for a month. It will do you a world of good
Yet another attempt at the controversial comedy rock genre.

Lyrics:

Naughty little kitty
Look what you've become
Kitten wants a boy toy for a nasty piece of fun
No fruit is forbidden
Seek her sweet and sour taste
Squeezing flesh into prison
Makes such a rock hard place
Mama's going ga ga
Da Da's all confused
Baby's stopping traffic in those thousand dollar boots
Rolling hot and bothered
Jumping bones and playing dead
Cougar Mom is stalking the next snack upon her bed
She whispers all her favorites
And my mind begins to whirl

I deserve it Daddy
I deserve it Daddy
I deserve it Daddy I've been such a naughty girl

Milfy Cougar Momma
What did I expect?
Not that cough drop in my bottom
Or this noose around my neck
Nasty Cougar Momma
You're way too hot to hold
The pounding you just gave my spine
Tells me I'm growing old

I deserve it Daddy
I deserve it Daddy
I deserve it Daddy I've been such a naughty girl

Now the wolf is at the backdoor
For a dirty doggy treat
One good turn deserves another
She reveals the other cheek
The pleasure generator
Got a strap battery
But that custom leather collar
It don't put my mind at ease
The room starts spinning
It feels like an assault
When the earth starts moving
Is it San Andreas' fault?
Kitten is an artist
And I'll never be the same
Ooo the fine lines she could draw
Between the pleasure and the pain
Cougar kitty loving
It might be strange to some

I deserve it Mommy
I deserve it Mommy
I deserve it Mommy I've been such a naughty boy

Milfy Cougar Momma
Scares me quit a lot
With a sex toy on a dog leash
For my walk around the block
Nasty Cougar Momma
Kept me captive for a week
If Rick James ever knew you
You could show him how to freak
(But it wouldn't take a week)

Milfy Cougar Momma
What did I expect?
Not that cough drop in my bottom
Or this noose around my neck
Nasty Cougar Momma
You're way too hot to hold
The pounding you just gave my spine
Tells me I'm growing old

What's new, Pussycat?
What's new, Pussycat?