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2/8/2015 CliveAnders 5813 CliveAnders
4 stars [3 Votes, 4.17 Stars]
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You Are So Small
Weighted Rating: [3 Votes, 3.64 Stars]
Views: 1,182
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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program [posted during evaluation]
Score: +21
The ghost of Ivor Cutler mumbles.(look him up)
Richie Isaacs [3/7/2012 3:57:03 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
I think you should get a hold of some indie film makers, with camera prices and availability of editing software you will find a slew of them, and pitch this (and similar tunes) to them, have seen plenty of indie films with music just like this.
you would find a market for it, just not in the mainstream (like that was your goal anyway, right?)
Mr. Bratty [3/7/2012 2:47:19 AM EST]
Score: +0
Can't wait!
jonathanwoodvincent (song submitter) [3/6/2012 10:44:11 PM EST]
Score: +0
Wow. Thanks Mr. B! I just got it properly mastered. I'll post it here for you soon. And thanks folks for introducing me to Ivor Cutler.
Mr. Bratty [3/6/2012 1:06:56 PM EST]
Score: +0
Semi-related but "New Friends" is one of my favorite songs ever.
arpmoog [3/6/2012 9:00:48 AM EST]
Score: +10
Rated 4 stars
Go and sit upon the grass,
And I shall come and sit beside you,
Do not mind if I thump you when I am talking to you,
I have something important to say. -Ivor Cutler
unklespaz [3/6/2012 7:45:00 AM EST]
Score: +0
Rated 3.5 stars
Babar Klunj [3/5/2012 6:28:15 AM EST]
Score: +9
JWPP nailed it. Very Ivor Cutlerish.
singmetobuyer [posted during evaluation]
Score: +9
this makes no sense but I like it.. it still feels a little uninspired, and uncaring
I say lay off the disonance a little and maybe put more effort into the vocal delivery and lyrics
Richie Isaacs [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
arthouse cinema stuff, this is messed up but for some reason I don't dislike it, I dunno, it makes me feel uneasy but not want to stop it playing.

Cuts off at the end but yeah, the nightmares were already forming so I think this is just as well.
ScottT [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
Ivor there's a name one doesn't hear much anymore.
Hu Flung [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
no relation to Chris Cutler.
MiddleAgeMusic [posted during evaluation]
Score: +10
...and then I woke up screaming.
balcerebon [posted during evaluation]
Score: +0
slow down there, Syd. you might not nod out at the piano. . . Plus Leonard Cohen doesn't approve of the vocal fx and double harmony tracks. . .
the mock group chant session at the end is impressive, but still outta sync.
Pynner [posted during evaluation]
Score: -19
Ouch, what scale is that? There are definitely some bad notes going on here. Practice your scales then re write this. Make sure all the instruments are playing the same scale in the same key. Don't be scared to . . . hang on, a demon was just summoned into my room from the underworld. Did you do that? Is this song satanic? You joker. haha

But seriously, do you have a song to send this #@&%!er back to hell? He's eating all the damn sour cream!


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