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Twas the Night

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unklespaz [12/30/2016 1:02:54 PM EST]
merry merry
Babar Klunj [12/24/2015 10:07:50 AM EST]
Bump...ah the good old days. Merry Fizzmas.
Richie Isaacs [11/27/2011 8:26:13 PM EST]
I remember that dance move!
Babar Klunj [11/18/2011 9:45:08 PM EST]
Pauline Trouble [12/26/2007 8:09:12 PM EST]
haha! You remembered!
TheBuyer [12/26/2007 7:45:24 PM EST]
i'm pretty.
Pauline Trouble [12/26/2007 7:08:46 PM EST]
That was some good readin' though...'specially Babar's Night Before Christmas...Nice work, wordboys!

and Wayne said something about grabbing the President's privates, didn't he? Haha. Me too sleepy to make much sense of long complicated political drama tonight. Maybe in morning it make more sense.
Pauline Trouble [12/26/2007 7:02:41 PM EST]
Babar Klunj [12/26/2007 6:13:42 PM EST]
my bad
qualcomm [12/26/2007 6:11:27 PM EST]
i would never drive american
wayne monges [12/26/2007 2:38:39 AM EST]
mmmm, okay I stay home for Christmas from now on, as usual.
Mmm, that was a mistake...being with other people, you know.
unklespaz [12/25/2007 7:50:48 PM EST]
mine was an untranslated Jane Austin Exerpt
unklespaz [12/25/2007 7:49:54 PM EST]
I've been out translated!
Babar Klunj [12/25/2007 6:36:22 PM EST]
The black limousine extended more of length upwards slowly, and arrived the shutdown, inside is longer than the line of automobiles exactly like her. V in the June principle was balsamic in the evening, and 2 infants of navy took to step advanced in that one unisonous one acquired of the ability, in proportion with the hunter of the buyer worked attractive of the automobile before the entrance of the east the white house. It is shining illuminated the flag that shook in the breeze of the summer, and the buyer smiled in one of pekhotintsov of the sea in proportion with him saluted. The buying one was high and fine, by the late white one of the dress that d#@&%!d elegant from an arm. Its hair was dark and sweeping in the twist cleaned up of franchuza that upwards demonstrated more of length than the neck to it determines as soon as the arm perfectly. Its skin was cremosa, its sin of eyes, and the balance moved to the buyers with the enormous one and the tolerance in her was sandals of silver high of -.nakrenennyx. Their eyes danced in proportion with buyer that smiled, and took to step the side like photographer of Buyerd of flaThe their image. And after these others, as his husband they took a measurement from the automobile and were accepted his place near his moshchno of MEZ were constructed, man forty-five, made his first success in the process of the race in the favorable soccer football, proinvestirovannom to her genial'n, and in the time he distributed and he sold and he bought the first station of the radio, later the television added to her, and 40 had one of the main systems of the television by paid cable. MEZ wish from gave return to their success in great business. And it was very great business. The photographer chascó their photography again, and after this disappeared quickly in the white house. They made a pair showy, and they were 7 years old. The buying era thirty-four, and were twenty five when it he opened it in Knoxville. It says with cansina voice of length from disappear, as had the MEZ era of Scythes, and had to char it in the long-range, fixed tones that convinced immediately to operator in the method of which he who he knew that exactly he did. It had dark eyes that followed their mine all the angles of the site, and had a way to listen to several of negotiations, until upravlyayushch immediately immovable to look like for that reason premeditaded in the personage to who he spoke. There was the times, people that he knew the best way than she said, when it correctly looked like that perforated its eyes through you, and other times in which you felt it you had to approach caress you. There was something long-range and hypnotizing or I almost eat. Exactly of his smotryashch, sleekly after 4 are assumed together in their supper MEZ and are starched jacket complete, its hair exactly combed of the hair of the darkness, was which wished somebody one she to obtain that she knew and had near. It had the same influence in the buyer when they who satisfied, when the buying one was just more than girl in Knoxville. The buyer had cansina voice Tennessee after this, buying arrived Knoxville de Chattanooga. Buyer'd, will be what recepcionista in the station of the television where the buyer he worked, while it idles not to force it inside to do the first time, and after this to the news, in the camera. The buying one was clumsy and throws, but it is so wonderfully that the spectators who saw that he that seated mesmerized in proportion with them they fixedly watched they themselves ignition after him. The buyer watched more like model or kinozvezdaa, but the buyer around had a quality of devushk-sleduyushch-.dveri by her who each one he fell in love with, and impressive the capacity to obtain to the right for the heart of history. And MEZ was rolled there above when it he first saw it. Opalyalo of the eye is word also like his. "you do here, dear girl? It to the bet breaks the hearts of all the boys, 4 bet, "says themselves to her. The buyer did not watch the minute on 20, although the buying era almost 5 years of star. It stopped to have to char it in her when the buyer he arrived from the air. "veroyatn," laughed buyer above. It discussed to buy the station. And it had, 2 months is more ahead. And as soon as he did, he made his cho-.anker, and after outside sent by her to N6h Iorku to learn to her first of all the buying whole number necessary to learn on the news of the network, and after this since k makes its hair and composition. And the influence, when it again considered it in air, was impressive. In the limits of months, its mine was detected to work. This one was MEZ that helped extricate the one of the nightmare, was what buying lived, with the Buyer'd husband after he in the form of the fact that the buying one was married k 17, that it loaded each one more far possible to form of ignited abuse him. It distinguished to any buyer that it saw, that he happened in Chattanooga like boy, between his parents. Bobby Joe was in favor of its love of older klachchov of the secondary school, and they and after they married them with 8 years in which MEZ he bought the system of the television by cable paid in Washington, C.C., and after him it did irrestible supply to him. It wished like his anchor he to it was -.vremeni basic, and engaged to him that if buying that he arrived, later it will help to his form his life outside, and he covers everything most of important histories. Knoxville itself in limousine arrived. The buyer satisfied it in Galgo with the automobile-station, with a purse small Samsonite and the Vista of the terror. The buyer obtained in the automobile with him without the sound, and they governed totally to the together Washingtons. He accepted to bobby of Joe of the months to the outer figure where it was the buyer, and by then stored to the buyer for the divorce, with the MEZ aid, and the year he advanced more, they was married. The buying one was lady TABLES to 7 years, and bobby Joe and its incredible abuse ignited by him were dévil nightmare. The buying one now was star. The buyer lead the faith-.skaza life. The buying era znan and respect obozhan entirely in the whole country. And MEZ processed it like princess. In proportion with them they took a long walk in the handle from the white house in the handle, and maintained the balance the line of the method, the buyer cautious that was debilitated and happy. The buyer, is what hunter did not have nobodies disturbe. They married to the buyer with the important, long-range person, that it fell in love with him, and the buyer knew him. The buyer knew that nothing poor will always happens to her again. MEZ would not prevent it. The buying one was safe now. The president the husband of the president sacudarió at the hands with them in the quarter of the east, and to president said in undervoice to MEZ that it wished to more ahead take hold the moment deprived with him. MEZ shaked one's head, and smiled ignition I eats, in proportion with buyer that it had to char it of the husband of the president. They knew of the best way. Maddy entrevistó with the several times, and invited frequently to hunters to the white house. And they moved to the buyer in the quarter in the handle of its husband, head that gave return in proportion with, people it smiled and it shaked one's head, each one learned. She was longer, he is longer by the way of Knoxville. The buyer did not know where now he was bobby Joe, and not more length after he took care of. The life, is what buying he knew with her who now looked like against by unreal. This one was its reality, peace of the force and important people, and the buying one was shining star among them. They mixed with other guests, and the French ambassador had to char it with the buyer amiably introduced to his husband, until the MEZ movements far to have to char it to the senator who was the head of the committee of the ethics of the Senate. There was the matter before they which MEZ that she wished to discuss to buyer of s im. considered them of the angle of their eye, in proportion with Brazilian ambassador moored by him, with the attractive woman - kongressmeno1 of Mississipi. He was, like, always late interesting of unklespaz
wayne monges [12/25/2007 2:17:35 PM EST]
Longer the black limousine extended upward slowly, and it arrived at the stop, in is longer than the line of automobiles exactly as it. Was balmy in the evening v in the beginning of June, and 2 marines took a step forward in that acquired skill unison, in proportion to the hunter of buyer run gracefully from the automobile before the eastern entrance to the White House. It is bright it illuminated flag it fluttered in the breeze of summer, and buyer smiled on one of sea pekhotintsov in proportion to it it saluted. The buyer was tall and fine, in the the white gown evening who d#@&%!d elegantly from one arm. Its hair were dark and swept in the neat twist of franchuza it upward showed it longer than the neck it determines barely arm to the perfection. Its skin was creamy, its sin of eyes, and buyers was moved with the enormous by poise and grace in it was high -.nakrenennyx silver sandals. Its eyes danced in proportion to buyer it smiled, and they took a step to the side as flaThe Buyerd photographer its image. And after this others, as its husband they took a step from the automobile and was accepted its place near its MEZ moshchno was built, man forty-five, it made his first success in the process of career in pro football, proinvestirovannom to it genial'n, and in the time it dealt and sold and purchased first radio station, then the added television to it, and 40 had one of the main systems of paid cable television. MEZ long since turned its success into big business. And it was very big business. Photographer clicked their photograph again, and after this they swiftly disappeared into the White House. They made a striking pair, and they had to 7 years. Buyer was thirty-four, and there was twenty five when he it opened it in Knoxville. It drawl long since disappeared, as had it MEZ was from dallas, and it had a talk in the powerful, fixed tones which convinced operator at the method immediately that it he knew accurately it it made. It had dark eyes they followed its quarry to all angles of room, and it had a road to listen to to several of negotiations immediately, until still upravlyayushch in order to seem by that premeditated on persona to which he spoke. There were the times, people which he knew in the best way she said, when it seemed that drilled its eyes correctly through you, and other times when you felt it it had to near caress you. There was something powerful and almost hypnotizing o I eat. Exactly of its smotryashch, sleekly after 4 is assumed together into its dinner MEZ and is complete starched jacket, its dark exactly combed hair hair, it was which someone one she wanted to obtain that she knew and there was close to. It had the same influence on the buyer when they they met, when buyer was barely more than girl in Knoxville. Buyer had drawl Tennessee after this, buyer arrived at Knoxville from chattanooga. Buyer'd, will be which receptionist at the station of television where the buyer it worked, as long as strike not to force it in to make the first weather, and after this to news, on the camera. Buyer was awkward and shy, but is so beautifully that viewers which saw it they sat mesmerized in proportion to they they stared themselves on by it. Buyer looked more as model or kinozvezdaa, but buyer had a quality of devushk-sleduyushch-.dveri about by it that each it fell in love with, and breathtaking the capability to obtain right for the heart of story. And MEZ there was bowled above when he it first saw it. It is word also as its eye opalyalo. "you do make here, dear girl? Break the hearts of all boys, 4 bet, "it to bet is said to it. Buyer did not look the minute above 20, although the buyer was almost 5 years Star. He stopped in order to have a talk at it when buyer it arrived from air. "veroyatn," buyer laughed above. He discussed in order to purchase station. And he had, 2 months is more late. And as soon as it made, it made its cho-.anker, and after it was sent by it to N6h Iorku in order to learn to it first of all entire buyer necessary in order to learn about the news of network, and after this as k make its hair and composition. And the influence, when it saw it in air again, was impressive. In the limits of months, its quarry it were located to run. This was MEZ it helped extricate it from the nightmare, was which buyer it lived, with husband Buyer'd after it in the form of the fact that buyer was married k 17, which they charged each as far as possible form of abuse on to it. It distinguished any buyer he saw, which happened in chattanooga as child, between its parents. Bobby joe was by its sweetheart of elder klachchov of secondary school, and they and after they were married to 8 years when MEZ it purchased the system of paid cable television in Washington, d.c., and after it made it irresistible proposal. He wanted it as its anchor it was basic -.vremeni, and promised to it that if buyer it arrived, then he will help her form her life outside, and he covers all most important stories. It arrived at Knoxville itself in limousine. Buyer met him on auto-station Greyhound, with one small bag Samsonite and view of terror. Buyer obtained into the automobile with it without the sound, and they governed completely to Washington together. It accepted months joe bobby to the figure outside where the buyer was, and by then buyer was stored for the divorce, with the aid of MEZ's, and yr more late, they were married. Buyer was mrs. MESAS to 7 years, and bobby joe and its unthinkable abuse on by it they were dim nightmare. Buyer was star now. Buyer conducted the life of fe-.skaza. Buyer was znan and respect obozhan entirely in the entire country. And MEZ processed it as princess. In proportion to they took a walk into the handle of the White House in the handle, and they kept balance in the line of method, the looked buyer they were weakened and happy. Buyer, is which hunter it did not have any it is disturbed. Buyer was married to the important, powerful person, who fell in love with it, and buyer knew him. Buyer knew that nothing poor will always occur to it again. MEZ would not prevent it. Buyer was safe now. The President the husband of the President shook hands with them in the eastern room, and the President said in undervoice to MEZ that he wanted to grasp private moment with it more late. MEZ nodded, and it smiled on I eat, in proportion to buyer it had a talk from the husband of the President. They knew in the best way. Maddy interviewed it several times, and invited hunters to the White House frequently. And buyer was moved into the room on the handle of its husband, head they turned in proportion to, people smiled and nodded, each it learned. It was longer, it is longer by road from Knoxville. Buyer did not know where bobby joe was now, and no longer after he cared. Life, is which buyer he knew with it it seemed vs by unreal now. This was its reality, peace of force and important people, and buyer was bright star among them. They mingled with other guests, and French ambassador had a talk with buyer amiably introduced it to his husband, until MEZ moves away in order to have a talk to the senator whom was the head of the committee of the ethics of the senate. There was the matter before them that MEZ she wanted to discuss s im. buyer it saw them from the angle of its eye, in proportion to Brazilian ambassador it moored by it, with the the attractive woman -kongressmeno1 from Mississipi. It was, as always, interesting unklespaz evening

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unklespaz [12/25/2007 1:25:27 PM EST]
The long black limousine pulled up slowly, and came to a stop, in a long line of cars just like it. It was a balmy evening in early June, and two Marines stepped forward in practiced unison, as The Buyer Hunter emerged gracefully from the car in front of the east entrance to the White House. A brightly lit flag was fluttering in the summer breeze, and The Buyer smiled at one of the Marines as he saluted. The Buyer was tall and thin, in a white evening gown that d#@&%!d elegantly from one shoulder. Her hair was dark and swept up in a neat French twist which showed off her long neck and single bare shoulder to perfection.

Her skin was creamy, her eyes blue, and The Buyer moved with enormous poise and grace in high-heeled silver sandals. Her eyes danced as The Buyer smiled, and stepped aside as a photographer flaThe Buyerd her picture. And then another, as her husband stepped out of the car and took his place beside her. MEZ was powerfully built, a man of forty-five, he had made his first fortune in the course of a career in pro football, invested it brilliantly, and in time had traded and sold and bought first a radio station, then added television to it, and by forty owned one of the major cable networks. MEZ had long since turned his good fortune into big business. And he was very big business.

The photographer snapped their photograph again, and then they swiftly disappeared into the White House. They made a striking couple, and had for seven years. The Buyer was thirty-four, and had been twenty-five when he discovered her in Knoxville. Her drawl had long since disappeared, as had his. MEZ was from Dallas, and he spoke in powerful, clipped tones that convinced the listener instantly that he knew exactly what he was doing. He had dark eyes that pursued his quarry to all corners of the room, and he had a way of listening to several conversations at once, while still managing to seem intent on the person to whom he was speaking. There were times, people who knew him well said, when his eyes seemed to bore right through you, and other times when you felt he was about to caress you. There was something powerful and almost hypnotizing about him. Just looking at him, sleekly put together in his dinner MEZ and perfectly starched shirt, his dark hair smoothly combed, he was someone one wanted to get to know and be close to.

He had had the same effect on The Buyer when they met, when The Buyer was barely more than a girl in Knoxville. The Buyer had had a Tennessee drawl then, The Buyer had come to Knoxville from Chattanooga. The Buyer'd been a receptionist at the television station where The Buyer worked, until a strike forced her into doing first weather, and then news, on camera. The Buyer was awkward and shy, but so beautiful that the viewers who saw her sat mesmerized as they stared at her. The Buyer looked more like a model or a movie star, but The Buyer had a girl-next-door quality about her that everyone loved, and a breathtaking ability to get right to the heart of a story. And MEZ was bowled over when he first saw her. Her words as well as her eyes were searing.

"What do you do here, pretty girl? Break all the boys' hearts, I'll bet," he'd said to her. The Buyer didn't look a minute over twenty, though The Buyer was nearly five years older. He had stopped to talk to her when The Buyer came off the air.

"Not likely," The Buyer laughed. He was negotiating to buy the station. And he had, two months later. And as soon as he did, he made her co-anchor, and sent her to New York to teach her first everything The Buyer needed to learn about network news, and then how to do her hair and makeup. And the effect, when he saw her on the air again, was impressive. Within months, her career was off and running.

It was MEZ who helped extricate her from the nightmare The Buyer had been living, with a husband The Buyer'd been married to since The Buyer was seventeen, who had committed every possible kind of abuse on her. It was no different from what The Buyer had seen happen in Chattanooga as a child, between her parents. Bobby Joe had been her high school sweetheart, and they'd been married for eight years when MEZ bought the cable network in Washington, D.C., and made her an irresistible offer. He wanted her as his prime-time anchor, and promised her that if The Buyer came, he'd help her sort her life out, and cover all the most important stories.

He came to Knoxville himself in a limousine. The Buyer met him at the Greyhound bus station, with one small Samsonite bag and a look of terror. The Buyer got into the car with him without a sound, and they drove all the way to Washington together. It took Bobby Joe months to figure out where The Buyer was, and by then The Buyer had filed for divorce, with MEZ's help, and a year later, they were married. The Buyer had been Mrs. MEZ for seven years, and Bobby Joe and his unthinkable abuse on her were a dim nightmare. The Buyer was a star now. The Buyer led a fairy-tale life. The Buyer was known and respected and adored all across the country. And MEZ treated her like a princess. As they walked into the White House arm in arm, and stood in the reception line, The Buyer looked relaxed and happy. The Buyer Hunter had no worries. The Buyer was married to an important, powerful man, who loved her, and The Buyer knew it. The Buyer knew that nothing bad would ever happen to her again. MEZ wouldn't let it. The Buyer was safe now.

The President and First Lady shook hands with them in the East Room, and the President said in an undervoice to MEZ that he wanted to catch a private moment with him later. MEZ nodded, and smiled at him, as The Buyer chatted with the First Lady. They knew each other well. Maddy had interviewed her several times, and the Hunters were invited to the White House often. And as The Buyer drifted into the room on her husband's arm, heads turned, people smiled and nodded, everyone recognized her. It was a long, long way from Knoxville. The Buyer didn't know where Bobby Joe was now, and no longer cared. The life The Buyer had known with him seemed entirely unreal now. This was her reality, a world of power and important people, and The Buyer was a bright star among them.

They mingled with the other guests, and the French Ambassador chatted with The Buyer amiably and introduced her to his wife, while MEZ moved away to speak to a Senator who was the head of the Senate Ethics Committee. There was a matter before them that MEZ had been wanting to discuss with him. The Buyer saw them out of the corner of her eye, as the Brazilian Ambassador approached her, with an attractive Congresswoman from Mississippi. It was, as always, an interesting evening.
unklespaz [12/25/2007 1:20:17 AM EST]
yes, thanks for the mention and cheers homey bro!! Happy whatever
Sputnikov [12/25/2007 12:10:36 AM EST]
now it's just the long march to st. swithun's day...
zissou [12/25/2007 12:01:03 AM EST]
That was're a creative and festive mo-fo Babar. Peace, love and fizzy tidings to all of my Redfizz brothas and sistas.
Thanks to QC, Will and Sireneast for making this place! Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc, etc.
aaronlife [12/24/2007 11:08:50 PM EST]
#@&%!ing awesome babar, if nothing else, redfizz is still a blank canvas for creativity

merry holiday season to all
Babar Klunj [12/24/2007 5:42:10 PM EST]
written with love...I hope no one takes too much wishes to all this holiday season
Babar Klunj [12/24/2007 2:48:12 PM EST]
coal for me.....again
wayne monges [12/24/2007 2:41:49 PM EST]
you're very naughty!
Babar Klunj [12/24/2007 2:11:50 PM EST]
Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the fizz,
Not a creature was commenting, not even the zis;
Their songs have been posted in the battles with care,
In hopes that St. Qualcomm soon would be there;
The guitars were nestled all snug in their cases,
While visions of being featured lit up on their faces;
The Buyer in his bigfoot suit, Unklespaz in his cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's crap,

When over in the chat there arose such a clatter,
They both rose from the head to see what was the matter.
Away to the forum they went in a flash,
Spewing words of wisdom and smoking Unk's stash.

Their moons hung out all shiny like new fallen snow
Blinding all the fizzers who had gathered below,
When, what did they see through those stoned little slits
But an '82 Ford Escort filled with eight Redfizz critics,

With a curmudgeon writer, rejecting with glee
They knew in a moment it must be QC.
More rabid than beagles those critics they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

"Now, Bratty! now, Wordgirl! now, Aaron and IE!
On, Monges! on Jammy! on, Watkins and WillB!
To the top of the homepage we could hear him call
Now bash away! bash away! bash away all!"

With a dry humor that makes musicians ask oh why,
And comments so blazing it makes them all cry
So off to the forum with questions they flew,
For advise from them all and St. Qualcomm too.

And then after tinkling, and wiping their ass
Buyer and Spazboy smoked some more grass.
When they pulled up their pants there was such a loud sound
Back from vacation St. Qualcomm comes with a bound.

He was dressed not at all, from his head to his toes,
He had gotten so drunk he had forgotten his clothes
A bundle of rejects he had strung from his back,
The bag was so full it just covered his crack.
His eyes -well who the #@&%! knows anything about his eyes?
And for that matter who really gives a #@&%! anyway?
I mean seriously if we knew what the guy really looked like
Oh #@&%!....nevermind

The stump of a pencil he held tight in his hand,
Rattling off comments not always so bland
He had a bottle of scotch, and a glass full of ice
Words came quick, some rather good and some not so nice.

He was chubby and plump, damn-there we go again,
Trying to figure out what the guy looks like
He's probably not even a real person but a program
Materminded by the mysterious Will Disney
As a joke to fool every one of us....but #@&%!...nevermind

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled up the rejects, some thinking "what a jerk",
Too messy, not tight enough, chicanery and huh?
Barely music, they might be douchebags and duh duh duh duh

He sprang to his Escort, to the critics gave a shout,
You better not cry and you better not pout
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,